this server is so lit, like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got dragons flying around, like, all the time. and not just regular dragons, like, talking dragons that tell jokes and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the players are actually robots in disguise. yeah, u heard me right. u can join their ranks and become a robot too. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
plus, we have this thing where every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party. like, the mobs start breakdancing and the trees start grooving. it’s the most epic party u will ever see in minecraft.
so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s not just about building boring old houses, come join us. u won’t regret it. trust me.
we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!
WE HAVE RUSSIANS SCREAMING “WHY DID OUR STATE ALLOW THIS?” AND UKRAINIANS ATTACKING LEFT AND RIGHT!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH INTRIGUE, BETRAYAL, AND BLOCKY BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL-LIFE POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?
SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS FOR YOURSELF! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET!
| Features |
|---|
| ⏰ • 1.5+ years old world |
| ✨ • Regular events and polls |
| ✅ • Whitelist + Application |
| 👥 • Active community and staff |
| 🌌 • In game voice chat, art and music maker mods |
| 📖 • Lore |
| 🔍 • Java v1.19.3 |
| 🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs |
Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s
A: To join our server, you need to apply for whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.
A: We have in game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Other mods may require approval from the staff.
A: We host regular events and polls to keep the community engaged. Check our Discord server for event schedules.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore of the server. You can share your ideas with the staff and community members.
But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.
And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.
Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complicated family dynamics while building your dream world.
Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your daughter’s cousin from the South wants to move into her condo. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re the dad and you have to make the ultimate decision! Will you say yes and risk the wrath of your daughter? Or will you say no and face the wrath of your sister? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences!
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world! 😂🎮🔥
But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you smarter, funnier, and better looking! It’s like a magical potion mixed with a sprinkle of unicorn dust. Plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on the party!
And get this, scientists have proven that playing on our server can actually increase your chances of winning the lottery! It’s like a lucky charm in pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!
we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches and the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?
join our server and make friends with other players from around the world, build crazy structures together, and just have a good time. plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and diamonds galore.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft madness together!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.
So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.