MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.
185.9.145.183:25758
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Sunshine State Minecraft Server
Welcome to the Florida thread! This Minecraft server is hotter than a gator sunbathing on a beach. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our spawn point is located in the middle of a swamp, where you can ride on giant mosquitoes and battle it out with swamp monsters for loot. 2. Our PvP arena is a replica of Disney World, complete with roller coasters and Mickey Mouse mobs that drop enchanted ears. 3. We have a secret underwater base where you can swim with dolphins and steal treasure from sunken pirate ships. 4. Our staff team consists of actual Florida Man headlines, so you never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next. 5. We have a custom plugin that turns all creepers into Florida Man, who will chase you around with a live alligator strapped to his back.
So come on down to the Florida thread and experience the wildest Minecraft server this side of the Everglades!
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CraftyPanda Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride this side of the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato! And did we mention our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of rainbow blocks just to get around! So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, the crazier, the better!
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””>CLAP”’ Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!
Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy bread? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!
So come on down and join us on HE>CLAPCROSSED>CLAPSTATE>CLAPLINES>CLAP Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Let’s get blocky!
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The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).
But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.
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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.
Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.
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Two State Solution Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
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Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.
If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.
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The State of X (Minecraft SMP)
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.
So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
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Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.
So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!