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Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Votes:	3198
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1900
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	5382	Star Shards Collected:	289
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	9213
Mines Excavated:	1416	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Votes:	1333	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8703

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	197	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!