Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!
On our server, you can show off your artistic skills by building magnificent structures and creations that will leave everyone in awe. No one can steal your credit here, because we value creativity and originality above all else.
So come on in and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friendly crush who appreciates your talents and doesn’t fall for the tricks of bullies. Join us now and let the fun begin!
build your own base and defend it from invading armies, or join the fight and conquer new territories. with epic battles and endless possibilities, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat.
join now and be a part of the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server. who will come out victorious in this epic showdown? join us and find out!
We’re a small beginning Minecraft server. The aim is to keep the server small and genuine!
| Mod Name |
|---|
| Proximity Chat |
| Farmer’s Delight |
| Chipped |
| Geophilic |
| Profundis |
| Tide |
We want a community of around 20 people, to keep the server small but fun! The main focus of this server is creating a nice and safe environment for everyone. The server is centered around building, and our hope is to create a shopping district as well!
If this sounds like a good fit for you, make sure to message maverly on discord and I will invite you to the server!
The server is set to open soon, more info on this is in our discord!
This will likely be around the 20th of January.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Message maverly on discord for an invite. |
| When is the server opening? | It is set to open around the 20th of January. |
| What is the main focus of the server? | The main focus is building and creating a safe community. |
Join us for some totally tubular adventures and build your own pixelated version of a Lisa Frank notebook. We’ve got neon colors, slap bracelets, and even a secret level where you can battle it out in a virtual game of Pogs.
So, dust off your Walkman, grab your Beanie Babies, and come party like it’s 1999 on our Minecraft server! It’s gonna be all that and a bag of chips, my dude.
On our server, you can forget about paying rent or student loans. Instead, focus on gathering resources, exploring new lands, and battling virtual monsters. No more long hours at a warehouse job, just endless fun in the world of Minecraft!
And don’t worry about your in-game family needing your support. They can take care of themselves while you embark on epic quests and build epic structures. Plus, there’s no guilt trip for not contributing more – it’s all about having a good time!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave your real-life worries behind. Who needs anxiety and Asperger’s syndrome evaluations when you can be a Minecraft master? Let’s build a virtual vacation home together, without any blame for selling it at a loss!
Our server is so dedicated to keeping promises that even if your husband drops his wedding ring down a storm drain, we will send a team of Minecraft experts to retrieve it for him. No more excuses about it being “icky” down there – we’ll get the job done!
And if your husband still doesn’t understand the importance of wearing a wedding ring, don’t worry – we’ll make sure he gets the message loud and clear. Join our server now and experience the most outrageous adventures and promises kept in the world of Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are so ridiculously good-looking that even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer jealousy. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and take selfies with us.
But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you. And remember, on our server, even the ugliest block can be turned into a masterpiece with a little bit of imagination and a whole lot of silliness.
also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?