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Dumb Monarch Fails – Unconstrained Power

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the DUMBEST monarchs ruling over the land! they may be inbred but that just adds to the fun, right? watch as they struggle to make decisions and lead their kingdom to glory (or disaster, who knows)!

our rulers may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but that just means there’s never a dull moment on our server. you never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next. will they accidentally blow up the castle? will they try to ride a pig off a cliff? the possibilities are endless!

plus, who needs a parliament to keep them in check when you can witness the chaos unfold right before your eyes? join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and plenty of facepalms. don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Minecraft server: V4Mirai Fiasco

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Emeralds Found:	4303

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Yumi the Wife Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Yumi the Witch will cast spells to protect you from creepers and zombies. Who needs armor when you have magical protection?

2. The Petalight ASMR race has just begun, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right, virtual cookies!

3. We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the competition is fierce and the lava flows like water. Can you survive the chaos?

4. It’s V4Mirai’s anniversary, and we’re celebrating with a sale on Sensei plushies. Buy one, get a hundred free! (Disclaimer: Sensei plushies may or may not come to life at night)

5. Alicja is hosting a drawing contest, and the winner gets a chance to ride a virtual dragon around the server. Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon?

So, what are you waiting for? Join the Yumi the Wife Edition Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

TrekCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited!

Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server where you can build your dream home, complete with a pet unicorn and a hot tub full of diamonds. But wait, there’s more!

We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies (yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED COOKIES).

But that’s not all! Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with using their special powers of banishment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server and let the adventure begin!

CricketBlockerCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of walking your dog in a park only to be obstructed by a group of cricket-playing hooligans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play cricket wherever you want without annoying pedestrians! Join us and experience the thrill of playing cricket in the most unexpected places, like on top of a mountain or in the middle of a lava-filled dungeon. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers will stop exploding just to watch you play! So, come on over and join the fun – just watch out for stray arrows while you’re at it!

CompliCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice hair” or “cool shirt”? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. Join us and prepare to be showered with the most unexpected and outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Who knows, you might even get complimented on your ability to tame virtual llamas or your impeccable sense of fashion in blocky armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the wackiest and most compliment-filled Minecraft server out there!

MineLove: SexCraft!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	104
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of love in the air. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockyMurderMystery

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS SUSPECTED SERIAL KILLER’S WIFE! WE PROMISE NO MURDER HERE, JUST FUN AND GAMES! BUILD A HOUSE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH CREEPY CRAWLIES! WHO NEEDS A WIFE WHEN YOU HAVE A BLOCKY PARADISE TO EXPLORE? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN THIS GUY’S RELATIONSHIP!

ErasedCraft: Lost & Found

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4193	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got erasers that NEVER get lost or thrown out. they stay with u foreva, helping u erase all dem mistakes u make in the game. plus, we got a secret underground eraser society where u can trade rare erasers with other players. trust me, u ain’t never seen erasers like these before. join now and become the eraser king of minecraft!

MoonBaseCave: Subterranean Fun!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to build a base on the moon? Well, guess what, we got you covered! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and explore the underground cave found on the moon!

Imagine chilling in a lunar base, safe from all the crazy moon weather. And get this, you can reach it from the deepest pit on the moon in the Sea of Tranquility! That’s right, dive into a cave that’s 45m wide and 80m long – that’s like 14 freakin’ tennis courts, yo! And it’s 150m beneath the surface, so you know it’s legit deep.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your moon base today! Who needs Earth when you can have a base on the moon, am I right? Let’s get building, baby! 🌕🚀🌌

Xfane anarchy server minecraft server minecraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

The best server of xvx anarchy Xfane! Server IP – 185.9.145.8:39347 TG group – t.me/Xfane_Server DS server – https://discord.gg/n5rf29vF7V VK community – https://vk.com/xfane Server version – 1.12.2 No wipes, vulture and cheats are allowed, good luck to survive newbie!

185.9.145.8:39347

Alacity: Where chaos reigns and there’s no sugar coating it. Semi-Vanilla with a sprinkle of chaos!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

Server Name	Alacity
Type	Semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server
Features	No admin interference, no world resets, /home and /tpa commands
IP	alacity.net
Website	https://alacity.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN

FAQ

Does the server allow cracked clients?

Yes, Alacity allows the use of cracked, non-official clients so that players do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join.

Are there any rules on the server?

No, there are no rules on Alacity. It is a classic “no rules” experience where players are free to play however they like.

Is there any admin interference on the server?

No, there is no admin interference on Alacity. The server runs on a very powerful machine to ensure smooth gameplay without interruptions.

Are there any world resets on the server?

No, there are no world resets on Alacity. Players can build and explore without the worry of losing their progress.