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FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	New Chunks Explored:	348486

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7813	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Star Shards Collected:	87	Divine Spears Created:	20
Potions Brewed:	122	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6848	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Enchantments Applied:	259
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crops Grown:	9421
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8330	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	316095	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6489
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crops Grown:	8022	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Votes:	651	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!