MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

Public Safety, Government, Safety, SECURITY, Murders

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

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HurricaneCraft2020

election, hypothetical scenario, HurricaneCraft2020, Civic Duty, contingency plan

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

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FishyFloodEmergency

emergency response, greece, FishyFloodEmergency, environmental disaster, Pollution

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN GREECE IS DECLARING A STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER THE FLOOD OF DEAD FISH?!

COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE FISH ARE FLYING AND THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AGAINST GIANT SQUID BOSSES AND TREASURE HUNTS THAT WILL LEAVE YOU ROLLING IN RICHES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHY EVEN THE GODS ARE JEALOUS OF OUR SERVER!

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BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

Panic, russia, federal emergency, government intervention., emergency preparedness

OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

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CraftyKremlinCrisis

territorial dispute, security threat, military intervention, sanctions, eastern europe

lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

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KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

Kursk region, Military, border control, russia, Defense

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got so much chaos going on, even Russia’s Kursk Region declared a state of emergency because of our epic cross-border incursion!

Join us if you wanna be part of the madness and see what all the fuss is about. We got mobs running wild, creepers exploding left and right, and a whole bunch of players causing mayhem.

But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So come on and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to cause an international incident. Let’s get this party started!

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KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

incursion, emergency protocols, territorial dispute, border control, russia

hey u! yes u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this one! why u ask? cuz in this server, we got a whole city of talking cows who love to dance to disco music all day long! not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where u can ride on giant chickens and shoot laser beams at creepers!

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to russia in the server? yea, that’s right! u can visit the state of emergency in kursk and help fight off the evil incursion with your trusty diamond sword! but be careful, cuz the zombies there are extra spicy and will try to steal your enchanted armor!

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Hypercube: where we mod the mods and then mod them some more!

Realms, Server, launcher, Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons 2, Discord

Hypercube Minecraft Server

Server Overview

Server Launch Date	Almost a year ago
Languages	Originally Ukrainian-speaking, now open to international community with English support
Realms	Three realms: “Arcane Engineering”, “Elven Kiss”, and “Cave Adventures”
Modpacks	“Create: Arcane Engineering”, “Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons 2”, “Alex’s Caves”
Server Location	Physically hosted in Finland (Hetzner)
Launcher	Own launcher available, or use any other launcher to connect via IP

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using our launcher or installing modpacks from Curseforge and connecting via IP.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite friends to play on the server as long as they follow the rules.
Is there any in-game currency or economy?	Currently, there is no in-game currency system on the server.
How do I report an issue on the server?	You can report any issues or bugs on our Discord server in the designated channels.

Pixelated Job Fair

unique jobs, Hidden Opportunities, Job, Unconventional Careers, Outsider

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring server? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to find the most outrageous job opportunities in the blocky world!

Join us and become a professional chicken wrangler, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through mazes made of lava and cacti. Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional tree puncher, where you’ll compete in daily tree punching competitions to see who can gather the most wood in the shortest amount of time.

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional sheep stylist, where you’ll dye sheep in the most fashionable colors and give them trendy haircuts? Or maybe you’d like to join our exclusive club of underwater basket weavers, where you’ll craft intricate baskets while dodging hostile mobs in the depths of the ocean.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious job opportunities in the Minecraft universe? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

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FurryCraft: Where Furries Pounce on You Before You Even Know What Hit You!

social behavior, Furrycraft, consent, Furries, Pounce

Are you tired of dealing with furries who only want one thing from you and then ghost you like a creeper in the night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a furry-free zone! No more awkward encounters with players who only want to “mate” with you and then disappear faster than an Enderman in the shadows.

Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.

So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!

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State Of Emergency

Hypercube Minecraft Server

Server Overview

FAQ