State of Consciousness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee the most mind-blowing experiences, just like Kyon’s secret brain wiring for the perfect female orgasm! Our server is so good, it will make your brain explode with pleasure (in a totally non-creepy way, we promise).

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality itself. Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be part of something so wild and out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Just like Kyon and her secret brain powers, our server will leave you wanting more.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay of your life. Just be prepared for some seriously mind-blowing moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming. Let’s get weird together!

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	187	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Items Found:	1596	Runes Activated:	0

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	268
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	231
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Items Found:	5469	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mines Excavated:	4892
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9296	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	199	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mines Excavated:	1093	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	7530	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	3696	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	2369	Villages Defended:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!