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PortugalCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Espionage, exclusive economic zone, foreign relations, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Monitors, naval forces, Navy, portugal, PortugalCraft, reconnaissance, Russian submarine, SECURITY, Server, state-of-art, submarine warfare, Surveillance, Technology, territorial waters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	967043	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	335
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines like the russians but way cooler cuz they can fly in the sky and shoot laser beams at creepers. we have a secret base in portugal’s exclusive economic zone where we mine diamonds and fight off evil mobs with our epic weapons. join us if you want to be part of the most badass underwater adventure in minecraft history. trust us, you won’t regret it!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4442	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6853	Magic Items Found:	1289
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	2896	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	1950	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!