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Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

ballot, cucked state, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, Drugs, election, legalization, Magic, magic mushrooms, massachusetts, Massachusetts ballot, Massachusetts election, Massachusetts politics, Mushroom, mushrooms, Politics, psychedelics, smp, state laws, Tomorrow, Voting, voting rights

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	2063
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4237

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

abortion, Abortion bans, abortions, baby, blocky, boom, Family Planning, healthcare access, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, maternal health, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, state laws, sterilization, sterilization procedures, unintended pregnancies, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive rights, women’s rights advocacy, womens healthcare, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Astral Projections Made:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

Crafty State Minecraft Server

By State, Crafty, Minecraft, on/off, Server, State, State administration, State authority, State compliance, state control, State enforcement, State governance, State guidelines, State jurisdiction, state laws, State legislation, State management, State operation, State oversight, state policies, State regulations, State requirements, State restrictions, State supervision

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Potions Brewed:	188	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned on the “chaos mode.” Suddenly, every block they touched turned into a different type of block! It was madness, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Pig Army.” Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rain down bacon upon unsuspecting players. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our “Upside Down World” where gravity is reversed and players have to build upside down to survive. It’s like a crazy Minecraft version of Stranger Things!

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). You never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next on On/OffBy State!

NoGunsNoLoveMC

court orders, criminal justice, domestic abuse, domestic violence, enforcement mechanisms, federal laws, firearm possession, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, Legal System, NoGunsNoLoveMC, protection orders, Public Safety, state laws, united states, University of Michigan study

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5234	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

Crafty Convicts

books, Convicts, Crafty, disability, free food, free shelter, internet, kicking out, life in prison, living with parents, NEET, PHONES, prison benefits, prison considerations., prison decision, Prison Experience, prison life, prison resources, Prisonmaxxing, state laws, Welfare, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2599
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
New Chunks Explored:	763257	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mines Excavated:	3864
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Votes:	8548
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	3067
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Emeralds Found:	7234
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mines Excavated:	2153
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	4208	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness