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ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	9395

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

BabyBoomCraft

abortion ban, BabyBoomCraft, children, data analysis, death toll, demographic trends, government policy, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, infant mortality, INFANTS, maternal health, mortality rate, policy impact, public health, reproductive rights, September 2021, Social Issues, state law, statistics, texas

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ores Mined:	8475	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even babies are dying to join? Literally, the number of babies under 1 year old who kicked the bucket in Texas after some crazy abortion ban went into effect skyrocketed by 13%! But don’t worry, the rest of the country only saw a 2% increase in baby deaths, so you know this server is where all the action is at. Join now for a killer time and some seriously twisted gameplay. Let’s go, baby!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1036	Buildings Constructed:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Votes:	8093	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	27502
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3062	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	4285	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!