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  • ShamblesCraft

    ShamblesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

    Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

    From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

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  • BabyBoomCraft

    BabyBoomCraft
    Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even babies are dying to join? Literally, the number of babies under 1 year old who kicked the bucket in Texas after some crazy abortion ban went into effect skyrocketed by 13%! But don’t worry, the rest of the country only saw a 2% increase in baby deaths, so you know this server is where all the action is at. Join now for a killer time and some seriously twisted gameplay. Let’s go, baby!

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