lol come join our minecraft server where we BLOW UP energy grids just like the state department did to Ukraine!! we have the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, trust us. our staff are like the state department, they’ll terminate your support if you’re not having a blast. join now for a wild ride and help us restore the chaos in our world. BOOM!
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UkraineEnergyGoneLOL
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CraftyArmsDealzIsraeli
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be slinging $7 billion worth of arms to Israel like it’s nobody’s business! We be circumventing review processes like it’s a walk in the park, ain’t nobody gonna stop us from getting our PvP on! Join us for some wild adventures and battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Let’s get this party started, fam!
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CanalCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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CanalCraft: No Free Rides!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!
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BelarusBlock Minecraft Server
lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!
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NukeCraft Server: No Promises!
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!
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NukeCraft – No Assurances Given
so liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well dis server is like dat but on steroids, cuz we got top secret nuclear facilities to protect! yea u heard me right, we got da big booms and we need u to help us keep dem safe from any sneaky players tryna blow it up!join our server and u can be part of da elite team dat defends our precious nukes from all da baddies out there. plus, we got top State Department officials playin on here, so u kno it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even start a war or two, who knows! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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LebanonTicketOut
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).
We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).
So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!