join our server and u can be part of da elite team dat defends our precious nukes from all da baddies out there. plus, we got top State Department officials playin on here, so u kno it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even start a war or two, who knows! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).
We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).
So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!
Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?
BCU Minecraft Network: Second Year
Hi everyone I’m happy to announce the second year of the BCU Minecraft network!
On survival we’ve listened to your feedback, seasons and custom enchantments are gone! This year, the Survival server is all about the vanilla feel. Fresh new map, perfect for building your next mega-base (or ocean base). And to show off those epic creations, we’ve got a fancy new 3D map that lets you zoom and pan in full 360 degrees! View the map here! Don’t forget, you can still snag your daily goodies with /rewards – free stuff just for logging in! Sweet!
This year, we’ve got a brand new Hardcore server for all players who want a tougher challenge! PVP, griefing, looting – it’s all part of the game here. No teleports, no homes, no keeping your inventory after you die! If you do bite the dust – you’ll get a 7-day temporary ban from the game mode (but hey, at least you can still play on survival!).
So whether you’re a seasoned builder or a thrill-seeking survivor, the BCU Minecraft Network has something for you! Hop back on the server and see what’s new!
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