join our server and u can be part of da elite team dat defends our precious nukes from all da baddies out there. plus, we got top State Department officials playin on here, so u kno it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even start a war or two, who knows! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).
We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).
So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!
Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of villagers start a protest over the lack of coffee shops in the area. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads to a disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world-renowned Pig Racing Championships, where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete for the title of fastest swine in the land. And don’t forget about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up their dragons in the latest trends from the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the wacky and wonderful world of small town Minecraft living, join us today and prepare for a culture shock like no other!
| 1 | A whitelisted server with an easy application process. |
| 2 | A custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Video showcase of the map |
| 3 | A custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection to give you a vanilla+ experience with a focus around the Create mod. |
| 4 | A wiki allowing you to start your own lore. |
| 5 | The opportunity to go to war (in the context of lore) and if both parties agree. |
| 6 | An economy and land claiming system. |
Join the Discord server, apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
We got creepers that will blow your mind and skeletons that will shoot your butt!
Forget about 2chan, come to our server where the memes are as spicy as a lava bucket!
Join now and experience the chaotic fun of building and trolling with your fellow anons!
Who needs real life when you can live in a pixelated paradise of madness and mayhem?
Don’t be a normie, join our server and embrace the insanity of Minecraft like never before!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through drunken aunts, intense debates about capitals, and hilarious family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and comedy right here in our Minecraft world?
So come on in, grab a virtual drink (without any glass, we promise), and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, no poking the drunk bears – unless you’re prepared for the consequences!
Join us and find your perfect player two who can slay creepers with you, mine diamonds together, and even build a castle for your future Minecraft wedding!
Our server is filled with handsome Steve look-alikes and beautiful Alex clones just waiting to meet their pixelated soulmates. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and swipe right on love in the world of Minecraft!
But hey, if you’re looking for a server to join that won’t break down on you mid-flight, then you gotta check out our Minecraft server! We promise our virtual planes are top-notch and won’t crash on you (unless, of course, you build them that way, but that’s on you, buddy).
Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few surprise plane crashes (just kidding, we don’t actually crash planes on our server…unless you want us to). So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it…probably.
Join us if you wanna witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Will Putin conquer all or will Boris put him in his place? Who knows, man, who knows. But one thing’s for sure, you ain’t gonna find this kinda entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the century. And hey, maybe you’ll even get to join in on the action and show Putin who’s boss. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome, right?