State Control MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

ETERNAL, Mansions, state control, California, reoccurring

Hey, you! Yeah, you with the diamond armor and enchanted sword! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).

But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

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CommieCouplesMC Server

social norms, #authorities, public behavior, Server, family structure

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of communism! build your own glorious communist utopia with your fellow comrades and crush the capitalist pigs who dare to stand in your way.

we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.

join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!

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HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

religious freedom, Worship, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

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Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Survival, artificial wombs, Africa, wombs

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

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Crafty State Minecraft Server

State guidelines, State administration, State legislation, State supervision, state policies

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned on the “chaos mode.” Suddenly, every block they touched turned into a different type of block! It was madness, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Pig Army.” Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rain down bacon upon unsuspecting players. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our “Upside Down World” where gravity is reversed and players have to build upside down to survive. It’s like a crazy Minecraft version of Stranger Things!

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). You never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next on On/OffBy State!

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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

political communication, wartime censorship, Propaganda, russia, media control

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join because we have, like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds just lying around everywhere. you can build the craziest castles and houses, like, ever.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and zombies with, like, laser swords. it’s, like, so intense, bro.

also, our admin is a wizard who can, like, fly and shoot fireballs from his hands. he’s, like, the coolest dude ever.

join our server for the most epic adventures and the dankest memes. you won’t regret it, bro.

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FloodsAndExecutionsMC

Media, Korean Peninsula, Censorship, Kim Jong-un, natural disasters

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join because Kim Jong Un is like, the owner and he’s, like, super strict but also super cool. Like, he’ll execute officials if they don’t build epic stuff after deadly floods. It’s, like, survival of the fittest, man. Plus, the media is always talking about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now or face the wrath of Kim Jong Un’s pixel army. YOLO!

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PropagandaCraft – Where the only propaganda is how awesome our Minecraft server is!

Misinformation, Propaganda, state propaganda, government propaganda, false information

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take propaganda to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of outlandish stories and outrageous reasons to play.

Ever wanted to be part of a world where the price of virtual groceries skyrockets, but the in-game newspapers report a booming economy? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank.

Experience the thrill of being humiliated by the state in a totally hilarious way. Become complicit in spreading ridiculous lies and enjoy the absurdity of it all. Join us and embrace the chaos of “hypernormalisation” in Minecraft form.

So, why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the sheer madness of it all. Who knew propaganda could be this much fun?

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CubanCraft: War Economy

Government, Economy Management, Trade, Cuba, war-time economy

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like the government of Cuba in a ‘war-time economy’ but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got diamond armor for days and secret treasure chests filled with unlimited riches. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s do this!

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GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

Propaganda, Dystopia, Politics, Government, Rebellion

Are you tired of fighting in WW3 without a state-sponsored girlfriend by your side? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll find the virtual love of your life! Join us and build a virtual empire with your new Minecraft bae by your side. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner who will never leave your side, even in the midst of battle? So come on, join us and say goodbye to loneliness and hello to endless love and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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