State Azure Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

CreeperFamilyDrama

CreeperFamilyDrama, dark family secrets, disturbing family secret, family betrayal, family confessions, family cover-up, family deception, family drama, family dysfunction, family history, family lies, family mysteries, family revelations, family scandal, Family secrets, family skeletons, family truth, family whispers, hidden family secrets, long-held family secret, shocking family secret

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dimension Hops:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

aerial propaganda, balloon, balloon launches, border conflict, cnn, cross-border tensions, current events, diplomatic relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, Minecraft, Moon Jae-in, news updates, North Korea, North Korean news, political tensions, propaganda tactics, Server, south korea, Trash, trash balloons, trash disposal

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ores Mined:	4715
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	6857	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Villages Defended:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9757	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

Animal Behavior, BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft, brain anatomy, Brain Surgery, clinical implications, cognitive abilities, Communication, gestural path, hand preference, language development, medical advancements, motor skills, neuroscience, newborn baboons, Patients, post-operative aphasia, prediction, researchers, Risks, scientific research, weaning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

LanternCraft

anti cheat, anti-grief, Claim blocks, Community, Discord, Dutch, family friendly, Lanterncraft, minecraft server, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

**Lanterncraft: A Friendly Minecraft Survival Server**

Welcome to Lanterncraft, the Dutch Minecraft survival server for the whole family!

At Lanterncraft we ensure that you can always enjoy the latest Minecraft updates, as we are constantly updating to the latest version.

Our server is equipped with advanced anti-cheat and anti-grief plugins. This means that creepers do not cause block damage and you can safely claim your projects with claim blocks. Grievances and the use of hacks are strictly prohibited so that everyone can play in a fair and enjoyable environment.

We have a warm, friendly community and an active staff team that is always there for you. For extra support and fun you can also find us on Discord.

Join Lanterncraft and have an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

node5.herculhosting.nl:30140

Cold Feet: The Minecraft Soap Opera – 1.19.2 – Earth Map – Roleplay – Economy

1.19.2, 150+ Mods, AGGRESSIVE, building mods, cold, discord server, Drugs, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Empire, feet, Guns, historical roleplay, Immersive Engineering, Map, Minecraft, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, nato, Opera, Roleplay, server ip address, soap, soviet union, tech mods, united states, Vehicles, Warsaw Pact

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)
Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy. Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building. Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets. Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here. Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)

Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy.

Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building.

Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets.

Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here.

Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the Cold War Modded Earth Server?

To join the server, you will need to use the Minecraft Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz. Make sure you have the necessary mods installed before connecting.

2. Can I choose my own country to lead on the server?

Yes, you can lead your own historical country on the server. You have the freedom to choose any country and shape its destiny as you see fit.

3. What kind of gameplay can I expect on the Cold War server?

The gameplay on the server revolves around the Cold War era, with players engaging in historical roleplay, exploring tech mods, and building empires. You can choose to be peaceful or aggressive in your approach.

4. Are there any specific rules or restrictions on the server?

While there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players, the server encourages creativity and diversity in gameplay styles.

5. How can I get more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information about the server and modpack on the Discord server linked above. Feel free to join the Discord community for updates, discussions, and support.

SwedishCraft Minecraft Server

banned, Brit, culture, Etiquette, Europe, exclusion, Forbidden, Foreign, fr, Guidelines, Language, Minecraft, not allowed, off limits, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, Server, Sverigetråden, Sweden, Swedish, SwedishCraft, travel, Visitors

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of pesky Brits ruining your Minecraft experience with their tea-drinking ways and bad teeth? Look no further! Our server is Brit-free zone, so you can finally mine and craft in peace without any crumpet-eating distractions.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and trolling creepers with your epic dance moves. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your quest for diamonds and help you conquer the most treacherous dungeons.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your tea bags at the door and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, no Brits allowed!

CodeCraft Minecraft Server

14 inch, 15 inch, 8th gen i5, amd, asus zenbook 14, Battery, CodeCraft, EUROS, good laptops, Graphics Card, Keyboard, market, Minecraft, Options, perfect, processor, Programmers, Repair, Replacement, Screen, Server, thinkpad yoga x380, upgradable ram

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9455
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of boring old laptops that just can’t keep up with your Minecraft gaming skills? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our epic Minecraft server where even the most outdated laptops, like the Thinkpad Yoga x380, can thrive. Who needs a fancy new laptop when you can have all the fun on our server with your trusty old Thinkpad?

With our server, you’ll experience insane adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or yoga mat). Who needs a new laptop when you can have the same old reliable one and still dominate the game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your Minecraft skills with your trusty Thinkpad by your side. Who needs a new laptop when you can have all the fun on our server with your old faithful companion?