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“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Ban, consumers, danger, Dangerous, deadly, DOCTORS, doesnt, Government, harm, harm prevention, ignorance, illegal, mental damage, Minecraft, paid porn, porn, promiscuity, promiscuous sex, regulations, smp, std, Testing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

Polska Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you a fan of POLSKA? Do you dream of building a virtual shrine to all things Polish in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things POLSKA! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant pierogi castle, riding on a rollercoaster made entirely of kielbasa, and battling creepers with your trusty pierun hammer. Our community is filled with fellow POLSKA enthusiasts who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world in the most Polish way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner POLSKA flag fly high!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

Android, anniversary, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 5, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, event pass, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, KRKOL, ludmilla, maiden, mica, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Shenanigans, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Vesti, Volume, White Ice Dragon, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ores Mined:	6847
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the only limit is your imagination… and the occasional ice dragon attack! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane events, and special recruits that will make your jaw drop.

Are you ready to face the Solo Raid: White Ice Dragon and prove your worth? Or maybe you prefer teaming up for the Co-op: Chatterbox event where communication is key (and maybe a little chaos too).

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruits include the fierce Maiden: Ice Rose, the chilling Ludmilla: Winter Owner, the adorable Mica: Snow Buddy, and the ruthless Guillotine: Winter Slayer. And trust us, you’ll want to recruit them all to survive the upcoming battles.

Don’t forget to grab your costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage to show off your style in the midst of all the madness.

Join us now and use our exclusive codes like STAYTACTICAL and UNBREAKABLE to unlock special rewards and show off your skills. This is not just a Minecraft SMP, this is a NIKKEonSatellite adventure that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	74
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, CraftyCraze, ducks, Flip, haha, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, Minecraft, Mint, net fans, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Vip, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server on the block! We’re like the VIP section of the gaming world, catering only to indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more. Why settle for the mainstream when you can join us in the underground scene of virtual greatness?

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict requirement that all members must be Twitch partners or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about quality over quantity here, so if your oshi doesn’t meet the cut, sorry, not sorry.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chuubas of all shapes and sizes, from Japanese sensations to English gems. We even have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your decision-making needs. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.

So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the indie vtuber world like never before. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Pill Popper Minecraft SMP

Anon, BDSM, control, DOMINANCE, dominance and submission., Dominant, female domination, female led relationship, femdom, femdompill, fetish, kink, kinky lifestyle., Minecraft, mistress, pill, Popper, power exchange, smp, Submission, submissive, submissiveness, Take

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to take the femdompill, whatever that means!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

But the real reason to join this server? The epic PvP battles, of course. Forget about traditional combat, here you’ll be fighting with enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons. It’s a real blast, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and take the femdompill for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Master’s Demise Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9124
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between players and the evil Master who wants to drown everyone in their own blood! Join us if you dare and help save the world from burning to the ground! Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server!

Ahhh yes Minecraft SMP

#revelation, ah ha, ah hah, ah-ha moment, Ahah, ahahah, AHAHAHAH, ahahahahah, ahahahahahah, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHHH, Clarity, comprehension, epiphany, Insight, light bulb moment, makes sense, Minecraft, realization, smp, Understanding, understanding the situation, yes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

Build Craft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, ask me anything, BUILD, building, chuds, climate change, corporate governance, Craft, energy efficiency, environmental impact, ESG implementation, ethical investing, Fags, germany, green building, Incels, long term value creation, Minecraft, renewable energy, Responsible, Server, social responsibility, stakeholder engagement, Sustainable development

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take ESG implementation to a whole new level! We’ve got buildings in Germany that will blow your mind – just ask our resident expert who is responsible for it all. And don’t worry, we welcome all types of players, even you “retarded chuds/incels/fags” – everyone is welcome here! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

71288849, big black cock, blacked, Blacked Fur, booru, desuarchive, EditionPost, für, Furry, general, Minecraft, niggers, raping, smp, Snowpuppies, superior, Thread, Trash, waifus

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Animals Bred:	168

Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!