Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.
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StarveCraft: No Food Zone
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StarveCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier ideas than smotrich suggesting starving gazans is a good idea. we believe in feeding our players with endless fun and excitement, not starvation. our server is so lit, even the US is appalled by how awesome it is. come build, mine, and survive with us as we create a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so join now and let’s show the world how minecraft should really be played!
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StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation
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StarveCraft: SudanWar
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than sudan’s civil war! we got 2 million players starving for some fun, so come on and help us feed their hunger for adventure! the world may not be watching sudan, but they sure as heck are watching us cause we’re lit af! join now and be a hero in this virtual battlefield of blocks and mobs! let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real action is at!