starvation Minecraft Servers

Starvation

  • Plastic Plant Havoc Server

    Plastic Plant Havoc Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, come join us for a wild ride full of adventure and laughter!

    Join us and help save the world from the evil microplastics that are hindering plant photosynthesis! We need all the help we can get to stop these pesky particles from threatening millions with starvation. Who knew Minecraft could be so important for saving the planet?

    Between 4% and 14% of the world’s staple crops are being lost because of these tiny plastic jerks. But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors, together we can fight back and save the day!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the battle against microplastics! Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself will be making a guest appearance to help us out. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

    HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

    So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

    Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creeper Cannibal Resort

    Creeper Cannibal Resort

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

    Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

    You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

    Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • No Food Minecraft SMP

    No Food Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to worry about pesky things like hunger? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so hardcore that we’ve completely removed food from the game. That’s right, no more worrying about farming or hunting for food – just pure, unadulterated starvation fun!

    Join us on this wild ride where you’ll have to get creative with your survival tactics. Maybe you’ll have to resort to eating your fellow players or even turning to cannibalism (just kidding…maybe). Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to in your quest to stay alive!

    So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your limits and push you to the brink of insanity, then come join our server. Just remember to bring your own snacks, because you won’t find any here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Yemen will starve for muh Palestine Minecraft SMP

    Yemen will starve for muh Palestine Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by fighting for the honor of Palestine… in Yemen! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is set in a wacky alternate universe where Yemen is starving for the sake of Palestine. Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests to gather resources and food to send to our starving Yemeni friends. But be warned, the mobs are extra hungry in this server and will stop at nothing to steal your precious supplies. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of humanitarian aid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HungryCraft: Bee’s Knees Server

    HungryCraft: Bee’s Knees Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and save the world from food insecurity! without it, birds and bees wouldn’t bother pollinating and we’d all die! but fear not, on our server, you can grow all the virtual food you want and save the world one pixelated carrot at a time! plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a snack. so come join us and help save the world while having a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eden’s Hunger Games Server

    Eden’s Hunger Games Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u get bored of ur usual minecraft server and u just want sumthin new and exciting? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af. like, one time, there was dis dude named Eden Yerushalmi who got kidnapped by hamas and they starved him until he was only 79 pounds. crazy, right? but don’t worry, dat won’t happen on dis server. we got all da fun and none of da drama. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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