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  • Plastic Plant Havoc Server

    Plastic Plant Havoc Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, come join us for a wild ride full of adventure and laughter!

    Join us and help save the world from the evil microplastics that are hindering plant photosynthesis! We need all the help we can get to stop these pesky particles from threatening millions with starvation. Who knew Minecraft could be so important for saving the planet?

    Between 4% and 14% of the world’s staple crops are being lost because of these tiny plastic jerks. But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors, together we can fight back and save the day!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the battle against microplastics! Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself will be making a guest appearance to help us out. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

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  • HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

    HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

    So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

    Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

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  • Creeper Cannibal Resort

    Creeper Cannibal Resort
    LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.

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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

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  • HungryCraft: Bee’s Knees Server

    HungryCraft: Bee’s Knees Server
    join our epic minecraft server and save the world from food insecurity! without it, birds and bees wouldn’t bother pollinating and we’d all die! but fear not, on our server, you can grow all the virtual food you want and save the world one pixelated carrot at a time! plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a snack. so come join us and help save the world while having a blast!

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  • Eden’s Hunger Games Server

    Eden’s Hunger Games Server
    so, liek, u know how u get bored of ur usual minecraft server and u just want sumthin new and exciting? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af. like, one time, there was dis dude named Eden Yerushalmi who got kidnapped by hamas and they starved him until he was only 79 pounds. crazy, right? but don’t worry, dat won’t happen on dis server. we got all da fun and none of da drama. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • SudanFamine100

    SudanFamine100
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, let me tell you about this server where you can build the craziest, most epic structures ever seen in the blocky world!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil zombies with diamond swords, and even have epic dance parties with villagers! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to find it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the mobs are friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • StarveCraft Minecraft Server

    StarveCraft Minecraft Server
    lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier ideas than smotrich suggesting starving gazans is a good idea. we believe in feeding our players with endless fun and excitement, not starvation. our server is so lit, even the US is appalled by how awesome it is. come build, mine, and survive with us as we create a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so join now and let’s show the world how minecraft should really be played!

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  • HolyCraftDonate10%

    HolyCraftDonate10%
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity like this guy questioning his wife’s donation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where you have to choose between feeding your virtual Minecraft kids or donating 10% of your virtual gross income to a virtual church. Will you make the right decision, or will you end up in a virtual dilemma like this poor soul?

    With crazy challenges and outrageous scenarios, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs retirement accounts when you can invest in virtual diamonds and gold blocks?

    So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness. Remember, in this world, anything is possible, even donating your virtual income to a virtual church!

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  • HungryCraft

    HungryCraft
    join our minecraft server and escape the horrors of malnutrition! our virtual world is filled with endless food and resources to keep your hunger bar full at all times. no more worrying about starvation or its effects on your body, because on our server, you will always be well-fed and healthy.

    but beware, the consequences of malnutrition may still linger in the game. watch out for zombie villagers with sunken eyes and emaciated bodies, who will stop at nothing to steal your food and leave you hungry once again. team up with other players to fend off these hungry mobs and protect your precious resources.

    so come join us on our minecraft server, where malnutrition is a thing of the past and the only hunger you’ll feel is for adventure and fun!

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