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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8168 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.
