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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5831 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.