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Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Animals Bred:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	1721
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8640
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Emeralds Found:	2399
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crops Grown:	9820	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mines Excavated:	2134
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Towns Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5619	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2942	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	60
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	167150
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Star Shards Collected:	245
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.