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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3375 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪