Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, DadCraft, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, Gender Roles, Hospitality, husband and wife, in-laws, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, traditional roles

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who think you should wait on your husband hand and foot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own rules and assign chores to whoever you want – even if it’s just making sure the virtual cows are fed. Plus, if anyone gives you grief, you can just block them (literally) and move on with your day.

So come join us and let off some steam by mining, crafting, and exploring in a world where you call the shots. Who knows, you might even find some virtual therapy in building the perfect pixelated mansion to escape to when the in-laws get too much to handle.

DrunkWifeRescueCraft

alcohol, Australia, Boundaries, children, Communication, consequences, Decision making, drunk driving, DrunkWifeRescueCraft, family, helicopter parent, Legal, Marriage, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Risks, Safety, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.

And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).

So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!

MadCraft: Rage Edition

aggravating, Agitation, anger, annoyance, Edition, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, furious, incensed, infuriating, Irritation, livid, mad as hell, Madcraft, Outrage, pissed off, provoking, RAGE, Seething, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Are you sick of getting your diamonds stolen by sneaky little Endermen? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and let out all your rage in the most epic way possible. We have a special “Rage Mode” where every time you die, a herd of angry pigs will spawn and chase you around until you can defeat them all. Trust us, it’s a real bacon bonanza!

But that’s not all – we also have a “Troll Zone” where players can set up traps and pranks to mess with each other. Want to build a giant lava pit outside someone’s front door? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Knock yourself out!

So come on over to our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pigs!

HouthiPortSmashCraft

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, enemies, Far Away, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthi port, HouthiPortSmashCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, proxy war, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, strike, Yemen

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.

so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

AncestorCraft

AncestorCraft, ANCESTORS, ancestors smiling, culture, family, family history, Genealogy, generations, heritage, History, Legacy, lineage, past, RELATIVES, Roots, smiling down, smiling up, tradition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more ancestors smilin’ up at u than smilin’ down on u. Like, u know u gonna have a blast buildin’ and survivin’ in dis wacky world where even da ghosts of ur great-great-great-great-great-grandparents be cheerin’ u on. Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over da place filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, if u find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, u can dig straight to da center of da earth and find a portal to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers do da cha cha. So come join us and let’s make ur ancestors proud by craftin’, minin’, and explorin’ together in dis epic Minecraft adventure!

Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!

1.21, act, adulting, Afk, age requirement, AGES, big farms, Cheating, Death Heads, dont, Duping Machines, Dynmap, Escape, escapism, Essentials, France, Graves, Griefing, GSit, hacked clients, java, Mature, NSFW, Paris, Player Base, Server version, smp, Spawn, stealing, stress, voice chat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Votes:	2876
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Overview

Server Name	Escapism
Features	Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials

Commonly Asked Questions

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.

What age do you have to be to join?

Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.

What is the server version?

The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.

Our Rules

No huge AFK or duping machines
No big farms near spawn
No hacked clients, x-ray or other forms of cheating
No NSFW images/chats
No stealing or griefing
Please be respectful and reasonable, and most importantly…have fun!

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.

YouthCraft Minecraft Server

ageless, Carefree, childlike, Energetic, exuberant, Forever Young, fun-loving, Heart, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, playful, Server, Spirited, vibrant, young, young at heart, young mindset, YouthCraft, Youthful, youthful energy, youthful outlook, youthful spirit

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is perfect for those who are young at heart (or just immature like us)! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a rainbow mane. And you know what? That pig-icorn became the server mascot and led us to victory in every PvP battle we faced. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even participate in weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe with the power to mine through bedrock. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party room filled with glowstone and funky music? Yeah, we know how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to be immortalized in our server’s lore. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Tony’s Tiny AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Minecraft, Server, Tiny, Tonys

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	120
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

If you’re tired of boring old wrestling matches in Minecraft, come join our server where Tony is booking the matches! Imagine a world where Steve is suplexing Creepers and Herobrine is hitting people with steel chairs. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure entertainment!

Our server has an ECW vibe, with explosions, hardcore matches, and even a surprise appearance from the Undertaker (yes, he plays Minecraft too). You never know what’s going to happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft wrestling matches you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit with a diamond pickaxe, that might hurt a bit).

PizzaCraft: No Tipping Required!

10, 16 years, 40, aita, anger, apartment, Cash, Discussed, extended stay, Guilt, Habit, kitchenette, Laundry, not tipping, partner, pizza delivery driver, Pizzacraft, required, saving money, shame, tip, Tipping

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3611
Dragon Eggs Found:	8277	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where tipping is frowned upon? Look no further, join our server where tipping is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build earns you virtual tips from other players. You’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can order virtual pizza delivery in-game! And the best part? You HAVE to tip the delivery driver or face the wrath of the virtual pizza gods.

Join us on this wild and wacky server where tipping is the name of the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially rewarding? Don’t be like the non-tipping partner in the story above – join our server and tip your way to victory!

MinecraftMayhem: Overhyped Flicks

award winning movies, binge-worthy shows, Box Office Hits, cinematic trends, cult classics, entertainment industry, film criticism, film industry, flicks, mainstream entertainment, media analysis, MinecraftMayhem, movie opinions, overhyped, overrated movies, overrated TV shows, popular films, popular television series, television fandom, TV Show Reviews, TV show trends, universally loved movies, universally loved TV shows

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Votes:	2388	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	185	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of being surrounded by sheep who think the same boring movies and shows are the best thing since sliced bread? Then come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the underdogs of entertainment! We have a secret underground bunker where we host movie nights featuring the most obscure and underrated films and TV shows. From a documentary about the history of dental floss to a rom-com starring a sentient toaster, we’ve got it all! Join us and expand your horizons beyond the mainstream garbage that everyone else is obsessed with. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a failed reality TV star who will challenge you to build the most outrageous structures in exchange for rare in-game items. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the weirdness!

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