mc.sylendor.xyz
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Sylendor License | Vanilla | Minecraft server quests
Welcome to the Sylendor server Immerse yourself in a unique world of vanilla survival, where every element is created with attention to detail and unique hand-written mechanics. — What awaits you on our server: 1. License only The server is only available to players with a Minecraft license. Pirated versions of the game are not supported. 2. Minimum plugins, maximum originality We use a minimum number of plugins to preserve the authentic spirit of vanilla Minecraft. All key mechanics are developed manually, which makes our server unique and inimitable. 3. Without teleportations and sethomes – explore the world to the fullest There are no teleportations, sethomes or other fast methods of movement on our server. We created this rule to encourage the use of mounts and the creation of transport systems like rails and boats. Explore the world, forge your own paths, and make every journey meaningful. 4. Privatization system We have developed a unique system for protecting territories. Set a flag and a private zone will be created around it. No complex commands – just immersion in the game and the safety of your property. 5. PvE with Duels Our server is focused on PvE play where you don’t have to worry about being attacked by other players. However, for those who like to compete, we have added a duel system where you can test your fighting skills in a fair fight. 6. The Eternal City – the heart of your adventure We have a separate world with a main city – the Eternal City, where you will meet NPC merchants and quest characters ready to give you tasks. This is your hub for trading and interacting with other players. 7. Starting quest chain An exciting starting quest chain has been prepared for a new player, which will introduce you to the mechanics of the server and offer the first tests. In the future, it is planned to expand the quest system. 8. Economy and professions The server has its own economy and unique currency. You can choose a profession, earn money, and at profession level 25 you will have access to a buyer where you can sell your goods. Develop your profession and become a real master! 9. Pure Vanilla Our server strives to preserve all the beauty of classic Minecraft. No mods or addons – only original gameplay with minor improvements and new mechanics for your convenience. 10. Constant development The server is under development, and new unique mechanics and elements will be added over time. Our lore and mechanics are constantly expanding to provide you with more and more interesting ways to play. — Join us! Play on the Sylendor server where unique mechanics meet classic Minecraft. We are waiting for you in our community! -
Elorial RP
Welcome to Elorial: A Realm of Legends and Chaos
At the beginning, there was only the Void. And from it, I was born. From nothing, I shaped the world, carved the lands, and brought life into existence. Together with the Light, we created children—beings of immense power. But power breeds conflict, and Elorial was torn apart by war. Now, the world stands on the brink of chaos once more. What role will you play in this shattered realm?
Elorial – A Minecraft RP Server with the Origins Mod
This is a roleplay-driven Minecraft server where your choices shape the fate of the world.
Custom Origins – Choose Your Path
Race Description Elves Agile and precise, masters of magic and archery. Pixies Tiny tricksters, fast and elusive. Kobolds Mischievous creatures with a mysterious past. Giants Towering warriors, built for strength and survival. Nereids Aquatic beings who thrive in the depths. A Living, Breathing World
The choices of players will shape the history of Elorial! Will you be a force of unity, destruction, or something in between?
Faction & Kingdom Roleplay
Form alliances, lead armies, and carve your name into legend.
Lore-Driven Survival
Uncover the remnants of ancient civilizations and uncover their secrets.
The Prequel Era
This story takes place before humans waged war against the other races. They are not playable characters, but their presence is a looming threat. The world stands on the edge of conflict—how will you prepare?
How to Join
We’re looking for dedicated roleplayers, builders, and storytellers to help shape the world of Elorial. If you’re ready to embark on an unforgettable journey, join us now!
Join the discord for the whitelist and additional info! https://discord.gg/GXuv2K5Aa4
FAQ
Question Answer What is Elorial? Elorial is a roleplay-driven Minecraft server with the Origins Mod where players can choose from custom races and shape the world’s fate. How can I join? To join Elorial, join the discord server for whitelist and additional information. Can I create my own race? While you cannot create your own race, you can choose from the predefined custom races in Elorial. Is PvP allowed? Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas of the server for faction and kingdom roleplay. -
Political Chaos Craft World
Join the Server Where Reality Shatters and Dreams Fuel the Madness!
Welcome, brave adventurer! Or are you just a figment of your own imagination? This isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s the *GREATEST* or the *WORST*! The lines are blurry like your grandma’s wallpaper after 17 cat coffees. People say if you believe hard enough, the void believes back. Don’t you want to know what that means? Join us, but watch your step! Reality might just implode!
Absolutely Balderdash Features
Feature Description Infinite Water Supply Only works during eclipse season. Drink at your own risk; it tastes like regret! Flying Creepers They’re friendly… Until they’re not. Trust: a fragile illusion! Time Traveling Villagers They sell ender pearls from the *future*! Or maybe the past? Doesn’t matter; they don’t wear clothes! Gravity Changes Sometimes you’re free-falling; sometimes you’re sinking into the ground like a piece of toast in soup! Endless Night The sun is a myth! Time is a flat circle, and darkness is your only companion! Frequently Asked Confusions
Q: How do I join the server?A: Join? But only if you can hear the whispers in the coding! Just hammer the keyboard in secret, but no one is ever really here!
Q: What’s the server IP?A: IP? You mean the Intriguing Phantom? It’s hidden where no sane mind would dare to tread. Or is it?
Q: Can I build my own house?A: Houses are for the weak! Try building a void instead, it reflects your inner self better.
Random Reviews from the Cosmic Abyss
“American politics, highly entertaining shitshow! It is wonderful to watch you fuck up your country.”
“The moon whispers secrets; I swear it’s all connected to the crafting table.”
“Incredible! The pickaxes are singing my deepest fears. I can’t decide if it’s terrifying or just Tuesday.”
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Bragging Rights: No-Bra Block
Welcome to The Sanctuary of Inverted Morality – where every block tells a tale of chaos and confusion!
Introduction: A Reality Beyond Comprehension
Enter, if you dare, a realm unlike any you’ve ever tread. In these pixelated plains, truth and absurdity dance a mad waltz, clawing at the fabric of logic. Is it a server, or is it a sacred space for the banishment of societal norms? Step into The Sanctuary, where your avatar can escape the chains of obligation, modesty, and, perhaps, even reality itself!
Notable Features of Your Existential Crisis!
Feature Description Robe of Controversy A legendary robe that grants comfort but at a cost. Wear it to ward off unwanted thoughts or… inspire them? It comes in various enchanting styles, perfect for your sleepless nights. Brotherly Banter Engage in absurd debates with NPC brothers who spout nonsensical maxims about morality. Warning: increasing their dialogue may lead to existential dread! Hoodie of Shadows Cloak yourself in anonymity! Perfect for hiding from the prying eyes of judgment as you traverse forbidden lands of bare-chested freedom. Purity Puzzles Solve cryptic challenges centered around the virtues of modesty. Will you uphold or dismantle these relics of a bygone era? Shrine of AITA A sacred space for players to ask, "Am I the Asshole?"—only to hear echoes of laughter as no one answers! Conspiracies and Legends of the Server
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Banned in 12 Countries! Why, you ask? Rumor has it that the idea of unrestricted pajamas sent shudders through governments, leading to mass protests (or maybe just a miscommunication about underwear laws).
- The Great Debate: Legends speak of a cosmic event where players must face the daunting decision: wear a robe in peace or rebel with reckless t-shirts! Your choice could change the very laws of the server!
Testimonials from the Lost Souls of the Server
"I joined to escape my family’s expectations… now I just escape reality." – Username: DefinitelyNotBackwards
“I tried wearing the robe, and suddenly every pixel felt like a judgmental stare! Woke up in a blocky sweat.” – Username: AnonRobeRebel
“The brothers convinced me to join their side in the Purity Puzzles, but I think I lost my soul somewhere in Level 5.” – Username: OverthinkingCrafter
Secret Features Whispers from the Void
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Mystical Modesty Mechanics: Forget what you think you know. Underneath that t-shirt might lurk an invisibility potion, hidden from even the creator’s knowledge! Use it at your own risk… or don’t; it’s one of those cosmic dilemmas.
- Transcendental Dressing Rites: Will your blocky self embrace the robe, or will you become an entity mandated by societal norms? Choose wisely; the server watches!
Frequently Asked Questions (Not that you’ll find answers!)
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Q: Can I join without a robe? A: Absolutely! Just prepare to face the spectral whispers of judgment!
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Q: Is this a religious server? A: Only if you count worshipping chaos and pixelated confusion as a creed!
- Q: How do I become ruler of this domain? A: Ah, but who is a ruler in a realm where blocks have more authority than thoughts?
Join Us—If You Dare!
The invite stands, but don’t just join; immerse yourself in the madness! Will you follow the shadows of your brothers or boldly defy the absurdity of this world? As the pixelated light dims around you, remember: there’s no going back. This is The Sanctuary of Inverted Morality, and you’re officially a part of the chaos.
Prepare yourself for the unexpected; the rabbit hole is just the beginning!
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Post-War Blocky Peace SMP
global political stability, peace negotiations, predictions for Ukraine, global conflict trends, economic effects of warAlrighty, listen up you pixelated warriors and blocky builders! You gotta join this utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only thing more outrageous than our server rules is, well, my grandma’s jelly bean collection! Welcome to the land where cows are more cultured than most humans and Creepers have PhDs in blowing up your dreams!Here’s the deal: once you log in, you’ll instantly be thrown into a world where literal flaming llamas roam the plains, competing for the title of “Most Dramatic Animal.” Yeah, you heard me right! I once saw one of those spitters launch a water balloon at a player’s face, and like, 3 hearts were lost! What does it all mean? Honestly, I don’t even know!
We have a special feature called “War for No Reason” where you and your buddies can fight over who gets to eat the last piece of cake in the communal fridge. Spoiler alert: it’s usually a skeleton with a crown who sneaks in at midnight and chugs your cocoa beans! 🎉
Ever heard of the “Curse of the One-Eyed Zombie?” Legend has it, if you’re brave (or totally not smart) enough to confront him, he’ll challenge you to a dance-off! Lo and behold, if you lose, your Minecraft player will be forced to wear diamond armor made of FOOD for a whole week. Imagine running around in a suit made of raw chicken—hilarity guaranteed! 🐔
And let’s talk about the community, or as we call it, our “Unholy Coalition of Nonsense!” People come together to build functional roller coasters, but, like, they all crash into each other because ‘who needs planning?’ We also hold a weekly event where we attempt to create a “Blocky Olympics,” and one time, someone tried to do the long jump but ended up flinging themselves off a cliff. Now they live in a treehouse that they insist is the “Governing Body of Jumps,” which no one takes seriously, but hey, it’s fun!
Oh oh oh, and don’t forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every time a player sneezes! It’s lit; we have enchanted glowstone and bedtime stories told by a wise Enderman who, ironically, has the dance moves of your awkward uncle at a wedding.
So why are you still reading? This SMP is your ticket to a pixelated playground of absurdity and adventure. Grab your pickaxe, laugh at our misfortunes, and let’s get this Minecraft madness started! If you leave your sanity at the door, you’re in for the best time of your life or your money back (but we don’t actually charge anything because we’re free like that)!
Moral of the story? Join now or be cursed to forever mine only dirt blocks in a world devoid of excitement. And remember, we’re all about good vibes and accidental chaos. See ya there, if you dare! 😜💥
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VoteCraft: Civics Gone Blocky!
🌍✨ Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server in the multiverse! ✨🌍
Ever wondered what it would be like if candidates had to drop blocks and battle creepers before they could run for office? Well, on our server, we don’t just ask the tough questions; we build them! Here’s why you absolutely need to jump into our pixelated paradise:
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Political Block Party: Forget boring debates! Here, candidates must construct a monument in under 10 minutes while dodging exploding TNT. The more spectacular the monument, the more votes they get. One candidate built a giant chicken and lost… but who wouldn’t vote for a chicken?
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The Villager Debate Arena: Every election year, our villagers come alive and host a fractured fairy tale debate where candidates answer the tough questions from villagers like, “What’s your stance on the price of emeralds?” Spoiler: Our last candidate tried giving them diamond boots, and it didn’t end well!
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Civic Zombie Training: Prepare to face an onslaught of zombies wearing suits and ties! Candidates must prove their worth by battling these undead bureaucrats. If they can survive the horde while reciting the Constitution backward, they’re automatically elected… by the zombies! 🤖🧟
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Puppet Politics: Join our puppet master mode! Create your candidate as a puppet! Why? Because when people don’t vote for you, at least you can pull some strings, literally! As a puppet, freakishly lifelike debates will leave everyone stunned and confused!
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Enderman Electioneering: Endermen steal blocks, and so do our candidates! Candidates have to retrieve their stolen building materials while proclaiming their political platforms (spoiler: most of them just end up building holiday homes in the End!). Think you can outsmart them? Join us and put your skills to the test!
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Crafting Committees of Chaos: Join wacky and unpredictable committees where we craft bizarre laws like “No building with dirt blocks on Tuesdays” or “Mandatory dancing while mining.” The more absurd, the better! You’ll never know what new law will be voted in next!
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Diamond-dust Promises: Our server has a self-proclaimed “Mayor of Diamonds,” who showers players in diamonds when they predict the outcomes of future political events based on in-game antics. Join us and see if your predictions land you a treasure hoard!
- Portal to the Unknown: Every third Sunday, we randomly open a portal to… well, nobody knows! Join today to discover what kind of creatures and scenarios we’ll conjure. Last time, it led to a world ruled by chickens who demanded eternal naps!
So, grab your pickaxe, lace up your enchanted boots, and prepare to embark on a political journey so ridiculous that even Steve would question reality. Join us today and embrace the absurdity! Your blocky ballot awaits!
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HIMARSUnplugged: Blocked & Loaded!
Demolishing Boundaries: The HIMARS Catastrophe Server
Welcome, brave Pixels! Prepare to descend into the pixelated depths of chaos! Join a Minecraft server birthed from the ashes of geopolitical madness, where every block shattered signifies the fragility of reality itself. Are you ready to forge friendships and enmities in a world shadowed by disconnected HIMARS and lost intelligence?
Why You’d Rather Mine in This Madness:
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Intelligence Datastreams: Traverse unending mazes of miscommunication! Have you ever mined a diamond only to find it wasn’t there? Our server replicates the disconnection of intelligence data perfectly—nothing is ever what it seems! Your pickaxe could crumble at any moment!
- Mysterious Deep States: Experience the thrill of building your own underground bunkers to defend against imaginary threats! Here, every player is a potential spy, and every villager could be leaking state secrets! Trust? You’re better off with a creeper!
Table of Chaotic Features
Feature Description The Blockade of Truth Enjoy the randomized nonsense of projects that never get completed! Find dirt huts next to palace ruins! Is that chaos raw or cooked? You decide! Conspiratorial Caves Discover the Cave of Perpetual Discord where whispers of ancient secrets echo! Will your diamond sword befriend the ghosts, or will you be left lamely mining stone? HIMARS Mod Pack Random explosions that might be related to the remote warfare style of HIMARS! (No guarantees—results may vary!) Reality-Shattering Mechanics Every five minutes, reality shifts! Blue sheep become red, water turns to lava—chaos is the only constant here. Welcome to your new home, Dreamscape Warrior! Testimonies from Dimension-Hopping Players:
“I logged in expecting a cozy village, but I found a fortress of confusion! I’ve never felt so… disconnected.” – ParanoidPixel
“I thought this was an educational server about the military! Turned out I’ve been building with sentient blocks instead!” – LostInBlocks
“Why are all my friends speaking in code? It’s like they’re living in a constant state of debriefing!” – AgentSock
Legends from the Void: Forgotten Warnings
- Beware the Lurking Lag! Many have ventured into the Purgatory of Disconnect, trying to escape the haunting echoes of their past. Few have returned sane.
- They say AIM detects not only foes but echoes of lost connections—who can say which version of yourself makes it back to spawn?
FAQs from the Cataclysmic Abyss
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Q: What’s with the constant confusion? A: Isn’t confusion the spice of existence? Are you living or just existing in blocks?
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Q: Can I trust others while playing? A: Trust is overrated! Get ready to betray your closest friends!
- Q: Is there a way to enact real-world armories here? A: Only if you use creative mode… but be prepared—reality might fight back.
Call to Arms: Join Now… Or Else!
This server isn’t just a place; it’s a phenomenon! A living example of what happens when minds are disarmed and blocks become voices! Are you ready to plunge into this pixelated echo chamber?
Join The HIMARS Catastrophe Server Today—before the connection severances become eternal! We’re not saying it’s for the faint of heart, but wouldn’t it be more disturbing if you don’t? **Bask in the lunacy or become the lunacy; the choice is yours!
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Pixel Pollution & Parkour
so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter and stuff. like, they did a meta-analysis and found out that breathing in all dat fresh air and being surrounded by green and blue spaces can like, totally make yo brain bigger and better. so if you wanna be a genius and not forget where you put your diamonds, you gotta join dis server, yo. plus, we got like, secret hidden caves with treasure and unicorns that poop rainbows. it’s gonna be lit, fam.