Starting Off MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Power Trip Craft: Ruining Series Since Day One

power systems, Craft, Downfall, unexpected ending, series

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, participating in epic dance parties with creepers, and even embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beat of exploding TNT blocks. And don’t forget about our annual “Llama Llama Ding Dong” race, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with lava pits and flying squids.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

Suck, average male citizen, starting off, juicy, Thick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

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SupernatSMP: MindReader – Using my power to always know the perfect comeback in any situation!

Astral Projection, IMMORTALITY, precognition, energy manipulation, SupernatSMP

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and harness the power of your chosen supernatural ability to dominate the server! Want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a deranged wizard? Easy peasy. The only limit is your own creativity (and maybe server lag, but we don’t talk about that).

Imagine using your powers to troll your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes or summoning a herd of explosive chickens to wreak havoc. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve died to a creeper.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and show off your supernatural skills! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos and laughter.

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NoBrokeJobsMC

degrading, IMMORAL, Poor, low paying, MONEY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?

But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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FrozenAssetMC Server

Support, sanctions, FrozenAssetMC, russia, eastern europe

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic!

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ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan

Japan, CANCELLED, Scissors, missing, flight disruptions

Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together!

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EgoCraft: Where Narcissists and Trolls Meet Their Match

internet trolling, online behavior, mental health, online trolling, research

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we only accept the most narcissistic players! If you think you’re da bomb and love to troll, dis is da place for you! But wait, if you also have high self-esteem, you might not troll as much, so come show off yo confidence and protect yo self from da trolls! It’s a battle of egos up in here, so come join and see if you got what it takes to survive in dis wild world of Minecraft madness!

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NijiCraft Minecraft Server

Luxiem, discordfags, tribalfags, AsterArcadia, falseflaggers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew as they embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem.

From LazuLight’s quest to find the rarest block in the game to Ethyria’s battle against the evil Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Luxiem’s legendary pranks or Noctyx’s insane building skills – you’ll be laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual chair!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to ILUNA’s magical realm, XSOLEIL’s futuristic city, and Krisis’ mysterious dungeons. With Teamup schedules to coordinate epic group quests and a dedicated website to watch streams simultaneously, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane community in the blocky world. Just remember to ignore the trolls, haters, and fake flaggers – we’re all about having fun and spreading joy here!

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WhyNotSupportMinecraftSMP

supporting charities, ethical dilemmas, ethical considerations, moral dilemmas, support or not support

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper that follows you around like a loyal puppy. We don’t believe in limits or boundaries, so feel free to unleash your wildest imagination on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold epic raves every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So why shouldn’t you support us? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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Y2KPrankster Minecraft SMP

no longer done, Minecraft, Lifestyle, Memories, Music

Remember those days when people used to actually talk to each other face to face instead of just sending emojis and memes? Yeah, those were wild times. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back the ancient art of communication! Join us and experience the thrill of typing actual sentences in the chat box. Who knows, you might even make a friend or two along the way!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Pigman King, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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