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Link’s Endless Adventure Minecraft SMP

Adventure, borderline, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Crypto, determination, emotions, Endless, Financial, Frustration, Investments, Jealousy, Lifetime, Links, mental health, Minecraft, perseverance, regrets, retards, smp, starting capital, success, suicidal, wealth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being outshined by total noobs in the world of cryptocurrency? Join our Minecraft SMP where your starting capital doesn’t matter because we trade in diamonds, not Bitcoin! Our community is full of players who are just as clueless as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to crypto success…or at least have a good laugh trying!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	5628	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

wrinkles, YoungCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7028
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2639
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	147
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

celebration, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Eating, feast, FINAL, final layer, Food, holiday, humans, LAYER, layered dish, Meal, meat, multi-layered dish, Poultry, poultry dish, Stuffed, Thanksgiving, tradition, turducken, TurduckenCraft, unique dish

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	78
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

1.12.2, dark ages, Dark Ages Server, Discord, DYNASTY, Dynastycraft, Earth, Earth Factions, Earthfactions, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Earthtowny, Factions, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Minecraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Official, Server, Survival, Technicpack, Technicpack Modpack, Towny, Tree, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	7

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

adventuers, Applications, armor rates, battlefield, BladeSMP, capabilities, chicken, Community, Cracked, Destroyed, DOMINATE, Fancy, Forge, Gear, Journey, legend, plug-in, power, PvP, smp, strength, SUPPORTS, Ultimate, Unique, world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4654
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9739	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

TinyCraft Minecraft Server

Actors, Casting, discrimination, Diversity, Entertainment, equality, film industry, Hollywood, inclusion, little people, marginalized communities, Minecraft, movies, opportunities, Perspectives, representation, Server, short stature, social change, Stereotypes, storytelling, tinycraft, underrepresented

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with tiny villages, miniature mobs, and pint-sized adventures. Why settle for regular-sized creepers when you can have adorable mini creepers that you can punt across the map? And don’t even get us started on the tiny villagers – they’re so cute you’ll want to squish them (but please don’t, they have families to feed).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground kingdom of gnomes who are always throwing the wildest parties. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a pickaxe and a sense of humor (gnomes love a good joke). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary leprechaun treasure hidden deep within the mines. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new (and hilariously tiny) way. Just watch out for the tiny dragons – they may be small, but they’re feisty little buggers.