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Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magic Items Found:	7226	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8874
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Towns Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	569

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5441	Ores Mined:	8410
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5991	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	5680
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!