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BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	278	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	289	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

holy.deadtime.site

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crops Grown:	5198	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!