Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	179
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Curse Core: Where even the creepers are scared to go PvP against us modded players!

balanced PvP, core, CREEPERS, CT, CURSE, curse user, death, discord invite, exchange event, Impactful, jujutsu kaisen, limited Sukuna fingers, lives, Lore events, Modded, modded server, Players, PvP, REVIVED, Scared, spirit, starter crate

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	PvP, Jujutsu Kaisen based, modded
Unique Features	One CT per person (can steal from people) 3 lives with the ability to be revived Limited Sukuna Fingers (20 per world gained through events) Lore events, currently ongoing Exchange Event
Starter Crate	Given to curse users or spirits due to low player count
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I have multiple CTs?	No, each player is limited to one CT which can be stolen from others.
What happens when I die?	You have 3 lives and can be revived. Revival occurs weekly.
How do I obtain Sukuna Fingers?	Sukuna Fingers are limited to 20 per world and can be gained through events.
Are there any ongoing events?	Yes, currently the Exchange Event is underway.
Why do curse users or spirits get a starter crate?	Due to a low player count in those categories, they receive a starter crate.

BlockyPedoCraft – Minecraft Server

Alarming, Awareness, BlockyPedoCraft, child abuse, Child protection, children, concern, crime, Disturbing, Exploitation, global issue, Minecraft, online safety, p3dophilic, PREDATORS, Prevention, Protection, Safety, Server, social issue, society, trend, world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	New Chunks Explored:	123717

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual playground of chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds. Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these llamas are ruthless when it comes to PvP battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

AdaptCraft Minecraft Server

Actors, adaptation, AdaptCraft, book adaptation, cast, Casting, Characters, Cinema, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, Hollywood, Inevitable, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, production, screenplay, script, Server, Upcoming

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
New Chunks Explored:	568266	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steed! Why walk when you can ride a pig into victory?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next one to encounter this mythical beast and claim its treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Dance the night away with your fellow blocky friends and show off your best dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelFamilyDrama

aita, Argument, blowing up, Communication, criticism, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, high school, Honesty, Insecurity, overreacted, parenting, photos, PixelFamilyDrama, relationships, school picture, self esteem, teenagers, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mines Excavated:	1529	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with school picture critiques and heated arguments over posing techniques.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, admiring your daughter’s school photos, when suddenly all hell breaks loose. Your wife becomes the ultimate school picture critic, dishing out harsh comments like it’s nobody’s business. But fear not, because on our server, we turn family feuds into a hilarious comedy show!

Witness epic showdowns between parents and teenagers over the perfect smile and pose. Experience the thrill of knocking on your daughter’s door after a heated argument, only to realize you may have overreacted just a tad. And don’t forget the waterworks, because nothing says family bonding like making your wife cry over school pictures!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning if you’re the real AITA. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

Dream Job Minecraft Server

Adaptability, attention to detail, collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, dream, flexibility, initiative, Job, leadership, Minecraft, multitasking, Négotiation, organization, presentation skills, problem solving, Professionalism, Server, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your dream world while also building your resume! Our server is so amazing that even Steve Jobs himself would have wanted to join if he was still alive.

Imagine this: you’re in a job interview and the interviewer asks you about your experience with teamwork. You confidently reply, “Well, on this Minecraft server I play on, I once teamed up with a group of players to defeat a dragon together. It was a true test of teamwork and we came out victorious!”

Not only will you have epic stories to tell in your interviews, but you’ll also have the opportunity to show off your creativity and problem-solving skills in our server. So come join us and let’s build a world together, one block at a time!

CelebScandalsGalore

celebrity controversies, celebrity misdeeds, celebrity scandals, celebrity wrongdoings, CelebScandalsGalore, controversial actions, famous people, forgotten history, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, historical wrongdoing, infamous deeds, notorious actions, overlooked misdeeds, overlooked transgressions, public figures, public memory, scandals, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Have you ever wondered what terrible things famous people have done that society seems to have forgotten about? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover all the juicy celebrity scandals that have been swept under the rug!

Join us as we dig deep into the dark secrets of Hollywood’s elite, from scandalous affairs to shady business dealings. You’ll be shocked to discover what your favorite celebrities have been up to when the cameras aren’t rolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who have their own outrageous stories to share. From building giant statues of their favorite celebrities to reenacting famous scandals in pixelated form, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the forgotten sins of the rich and famous. Who knows, you might even uncover a scandal of your own!

GazaWarZone Minecraft Server

ap, CASUALTIES, children, civilians, Conflict, conflict zones, data analysis, gaza, GazaWarZone, HUMAN RIGHTS, innocent victims, international law, investigative reporting, Journalism, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Toll, Tragedy, violence, War, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we save lives in gaza by playing block game!!! our players have magical powers to stop wars and protect the innocent!!! join us and be a hero in the virtual world!!! build a castle, fight dragons, and bring peace to the land!!! plus, we have free cookies for all players because who doesn’t love cookies??? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

CO2SurgeCraft

#sustainability, alarming increase, atmosphere, atmospheric CO2, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, CO2SurgeCraft, environmental crisis, environmental impact, faster than ever, global warming, greenhouse gases, humans, Officials, Pollution, record levels, surging, unprecedented rise

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

yo, u gotta join this server, cuz like, the carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere are goin cray cray, like faster than a pig on a minecart ride, bruh. it’s like, beyond anything humans ever experienced, like, ever. so, like, if u wanna escape the impending doom of the world ending cuz of global warming, come join us on this server where we build giant air purifiers out of diamond blocks and ride polar bears around like they’re our personal taxis. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, come join us before the world goes up in flames, literally. #savethepolarbears #minecraft4life 🐧🌎🔥

DieCraftControl

Autonomy, Bodies, Consciousness, control, death, destiny, die on command, DieCraftControl, existentialism, fate, free will, Human nature, Life, life choices, mortality, mortality control, power, SELF AWARENESS, self-control

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1777	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5352
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2541
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

join this cray cray minecraft server where u can die on command!!! u can respawn as many times as u want, it’s like a never-ending game of whack-a-mole but with ur own life!!! u can test out all the different ways u can die in minecraft, from falling off a cliff to getting blown up by a creeper. and if u get bored of dying, u can always just build a giant statue of urself to remind everyone of ur awesomeness. so come on down to this server and let the dying begin!!!

NightVisionCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	4204
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where melatonin is the key to winning battles and building the most epic structures! forget diamonds, melatonin is where it’s at!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the power of a well-rested mind! melatonin will give you super strength and make you the ultimate warrior in the game.

plus, melatonin will also help you see better in the dark caves and dungeons, preventing age-related macular degeneration and keeping your eyes sharp for all those pixelated adventures.

so come join us on our melatonin-powered minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing gameplay ever! who needs diamonds when you have melatonin on your side?

MexiCraft Server: El Presidente

MexiCraft, PRESIDENTE, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server’s newest member – the president of Mexico!

Yes, you heard that right. The president of Mexico decided to take a break from running a country and join our Minecraft server instead. Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist!

Join us and you might just find yourself building a taco stand next to the president, or going on a quest to find the lost city of El Dorito. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, don’t miss out on the chance to play Minecraft with the president of Mexico. Who knows, maybe he’ll even build a wall around your base to keep the creepers out!

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