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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2869 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that they can even make diamonds rain from the sky just by doing the Macarena dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a meme master while embarking on ridiculous adventures that will have you questioning reality itself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way)!