Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).
Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.
But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
But be warned, the journey won’t be easy. You’ll have to navigate through crazy routes and subroutes, unlock achievements that will make your head spin, and collect stars that will give you unimaginable powers. Need help? Check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough, but beware of major spoilers!
And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is constantly evolving, with new updates and developments being added all the time. Join now and be a part of the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask Nemlei, the mastermind behind this insanity. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!
But wait, there’s more! If your male Minecraft character is cute, he may stay. And don’t worry about loving your oshi too much, BFE and gosling are totally allowed here.
Just remember, no females or female drama allowed – you have the entire board for that! And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again. Head over to /vt/wvt instead.
So come on over and ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers, and any other kind of fags you can think of. Let’s make this Minecraft SMP the craziest and most entertaining one yet!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret routes, achievements, and stars waiting to be discovered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our latest update includes bonus unlockable scenes that will blow your mind!
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Join now and become a legend in the world of gaming! Who knows, you might even come across Nemlei’s previous games hidden within our server – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and mobs!
Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!
Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!
we got land grabs bigger than u have ever seen before! we are like israel turbocharging west bank settlement expansion but in minecraft! we are taking over the virtual world one block at a time! join us and be a part of the craziest land grab in decades!
we got crazy stories to tell about our adventures in minecraft. like that time we found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold! or that other time we rode pigs off a cliff just for fun! u never know what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans will happen on our server!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in all of minecraft! we can’t wait to see u there!
| Server Address | mc.minelanders.com |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible] |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z |
We have launched the 6th Summer Server Edition of the server two weeks ago! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a lovely Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!
Every few weeks we host a custom made map/ event for the community! This version’s first community night will be this Saturday. Players will have to survive in a twisting labyrinth, both from the monsters and each other. All the while discovering what hidden secrets lay inside, and maybe even find a way to escape?
General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!
Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your pixelated pals and show off your best dance moves!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?
And if you’re feeling a little adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s the hottest ride in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
Join us and build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky classmates or annoying siblings. Say goodbye to high school drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew escaping reality could be so satisfying?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the Jenny’s behind. Build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without any interruptions – just pure, uninterrupted fun!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples hidden in a giant mushroom in the sky. Can you find it before the chickens do?
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
