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Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy
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Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!
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StellarCraft: PerseidPals & PlanetPair
hey u! ya u! r u ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well get ready for the perseids and a pretty planetary pairing! why should u join our server, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, CHEESE! they built a cheese castle and ruled over the land with a cheese scepter. it was glorious! so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, then join us now! plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. what more could u ask for? join now and let the madness begin!
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AstroPleasureCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us on our intergalactic adventure where you can build your own spaceship, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens for diamonds!But that’s not all, we also have a special event called “Space Porno Night” where players can gather to watch hilarious outer space-themed adult films together. Who knew that aliens had such wild parties in space? So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience that you won’t find anywhere else!