Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	1122	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Animals Bred:	135	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

V I N C E N T – M I N E C R A F T – S E R V E R

#expressionism, art history, art movement, artist, artistic genius, creativity, Dutch artist, emotional turmoil, famous artist, iconic paintings, mental health, Modern art, painter, post-impressionism, self portrait, starry night, Sunflowers, troubled artist, Vincent, Vincent Van Gogh

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ores Mined:	2036
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to Vincent’s wacky world of wonder!

Join us on this server where pigs fly, literally! Our pigs have been genetically modified to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But that’s not all! Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. And watch out for our mischievous villagers who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties in the town square.

So why wait? Join Vincent’s Minecraft server today for a wild ride of ridiculousness and pure hilarity!

StellarCraft: PerseidPals & PlanetPair

astronomical events, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, celestial viewing, cosmic events, meteor shower, meteoroids, night sky, PerseidPals, Perseids, planetary pairing, PlanetPair, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Stargazing, starry night, Stellarcraft, summer nights, telescope

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

hey u! ya u! r u ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well get ready for the perseids and a pretty planetary pairing! why should u join our server, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, CHEESE! they built a cheese castle and ruled over the land with a cheese scepter. it was glorious! so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, then join us now! plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. what more could u ask for? join now and let the madness begin!

AstroPleasureCraft

adult film, alien encounters, AstroPleasureCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic climax, cosmic coupling, cosmic love, Erotic, erotic adventure, extraterrestrial erotica, FANTASY, galaxy XXX, intergalactic, interstellar passion, outer space, planetary pleasure, Porno, Sci Fi, space exploration, space seduction, starry night

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us on our intergalactic adventure where you can build your own spaceship, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens for diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event called “Space Porno Night” where players can gather to watch hilarious outer space-themed adult films together. Who knew that aliens had such wild parties in space? So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

BridgeBuster Minecraft Server

aggression, border control, Bridge.., BridgeBuster, Conflict, Crisis, Destroys, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, key, Military, Minecraft, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	100
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, one time, there was this epic battle on the server, right? And like, Ukraine and Russia were going at it, destroying everything in their path. And guess what? They actually destroyed a key Russian bridge in the game! Can you believe it? It was like, total chaos, but also kinda hilarious. So, if you wanna be part of all the craziness and destruction, you gotta join this server now! Plus, we have like, the best virtual parties and treasure hunts, so don’t miss out, dude. Join now and let the madness begin!

Creeper Kremlin: West vs Russia!

accusations, aggression, Attack, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, West

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	140	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a crazy adventure in minecraft? well, this server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride u could ever imagine! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are in the middle of a battle between russia and ukraine, but like, in minecraft form! the kremlin is accusing the west of helping ukraine attack russia, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and fighting mobs with ur friends? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

PrettyCraftGirls

beauty concerns, beauty standards, Boys, Childhood, early development, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender studies, Girls, Perception, personal attractiveness, PrettyCraftGirls, Psychology, researchers, self esteem, self-image, socialization, societal norms, study, Value

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Mines Excavated:	4373
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz even da lil kiddos be carin bout their beauty! like, 3 year old girls be like “i need dat diamond armor to look cute af” while da boys be like “i just wanna smash dem creepers, idc bout lookin good”. it’s like a beauty pageant meets Minecraft, u gotta see it to believe it! come join us and show off ur pixelated beauty, cuz even da youngest players know dat lookin fly is da key to survival in dis blocky world!

Dr. Frankenstein’s Lab SMP Season 4: No Square Brackets Allowed, Java, Adults Only, Discord, No Cheating

Adults, Adventure, Allowed, amazing, Brackets, Builders, Cheating, Community, Discord, Events, fair, Frankensteins, fresh start, Global, goof off, Great people, java, Lab, launch date, Mature, New faces, permits, safe space, Season, serious minecrafting, Shops, smp, spawn theme, Square, supportive, technical players, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Info	Version: 1.21
	Location: Texas, USA
	Difficulty: Hard
	Sleep: 20%
	Spawn Theme: Changes seasonally
	Events: Regular player and staff events

FAQ

General Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	Server is running version 1.21
Where is the server located?	Server is located in Texas, USA
What is the difficulty level?	Difficulty is set to Hard
How often do spawn themes change?	Spawn themes change seasonally

Community Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of community is this?	We are a growing, supportive and mature community with members from all around the globe
When was the server officially launched?	The server officially launched on August 15th
Are new players welcome?	New faces are always welcome to join our community

For more information and to join the server, visit Discord

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

After Party Album, Aqours Final Live, Card Database, CraftyLove, dead game, Doko ni Itemo Kimi wa Kimi, Dollchestra, Eternal Hours, gameplay guides, Genjitsu no Yohane, Infodump., Love Live!, Love Live! Series Asia Tour, Minecraft, Mira-Cra Park, Niji Conclusion Arc, Nijigasaki High School Idol Club, Numazu in the Mirage, private server guides, School Idol Festival, Server, SIF2 databases, Summer gacha, Superstar S3, teambuilder, TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future, Tomargarete, Tsubaki Takizakura Girls’ High School Idol Club, Tsukuyomi Kurage, Zenkai

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever, where Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club meets the world of blocky adventures! Join now for a chance to pull the Summer gacha and unlock the ultimate idol skins for your character.

Embark on the TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future questline, where you must navigate through Genjitsu no Yohane Numazu in the Mirage to find the hidden treasures and unlock special abilities for your avatar.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Tsubaki Takizakura Girls’ High School Idol Club After Party Album event, where you can dance your way to victory and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t miss out on the Tsukuyomi Kurage release, where you can team up with your friends to defeat the evil jellyfish boss and save the day.

Join us for the Love Live! Series Asia Tour 2024 theme song release party, where you can groove to the beats and show off your best dance moves. And if that’s not enough, gear up for the Aqours Final Live event, where you can celebrate the girls’ birthdays and unlock special concert albums.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Zenkai no /llsifg/ and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Let’s get this party started!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions Trailer, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2541	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1638	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that you’ll find yourself laughing until you cry while playing.

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

We have special redeemable codes that will give you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep or turn all the water in the world into lava.

Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, Razor – but watch out, they might challenge you to a dance-off instead of a fight!

Don’t miss out on our daily check-in rewards, where you might just find a magical unicorn waiting for you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret code that unlocks a portal to a dimension filled with dancing pandas.

So come join us on this crazy journey and let’s create the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft world together!

GrannyGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, communication breakdown, Confrontation, dollhouse, emotional attachment, emotional distress, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family heirloom, family legacy, family relationships, Generational conflict, grandmother, GrannyGrief, ignoring, Inheritance, Long-term impact, material possession, Minecraft, Server, Stolen, unresolved conflict

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can battle it out for the ultimate prize: a stolen dollhouse! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for what’s rightfully yours, just like in this crazy family feud. Who needs diamonds when you can have a spinning dollhouse with a front porch? Don’t miss out on the chance to reclaim your precious dollhouse and show your grandma who’s boss in this epic Minecraft adventure!

DadCraft: Homeless Edition

Adult, Agreement, ALARM, basement, CASE, DadCraft, Edition, Father, Full time work, Girlfriend, grow up, Homeless, LANDLORD, late night, Lease, noise, October 1st, refusal, relationship, renting, university student

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Potions Brewed:	115	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of dealing with unreasonable landlords and unexpected evictions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your virtual home for ridiculous reasons like a noisy alarm or a disapproving girlfriend. Join us and build your dream house without the fear of being told to “grow up and handle it like an adult.” Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never leave you homeless in the digital world. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

FantasyManiac Minecraft SMP

FANTASY, FantasyManiac, male aspirations, male daydreams, male desires, male dreams, male fancies, male fantasies, male fantasy, male ideals, male imagination, male perspective, male reveries, male thoughts, male wishes, male yearnings, masculine desires, Minecraft, sexual fantasies, smp, typical fantasy, typical male fantasy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate destination for fulfilling all your wildest fantasies! Picture this: you’re riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of cooked fish. Or how about teaming up with your fellow players to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky and drops you into a pool of lava? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We also have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is transformed into a giant explosion-filled playground. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Diamond Disco” parties where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrackLand

altered state, CraftyCrackLand, drug addiction, drug confession, drug confession stories, drug culture, drug description, drug effects, drug experience, drug experimentation, drug stories, drug trip, drug use, Drugs, HIGH, illicit substances, intoxication, mind-altering substances, NSFW, recreational drugs, substance abuse

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you that extra kick? Look no further, because our server is like a drug – addictive and mind-blowing! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, explosive builds, and unexpected twists. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Just be warned, our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug – once you start, you won’t be able to stop! So come on, join us and experience the high of a lifetime!

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