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Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	181
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchantments Applied:	139
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magic Items Found:	4417	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3265	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Towns Built:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!