Starmers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks

uk, Lies, elon musk, controversy, Misinformation

so, like, you know that one time when elon musk was all like “yo, this server sucks” and then keir starmer was all like “nah bro, this server is the bomb diggity”? well, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on this cray cray minecraft server.

join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. we’ve got unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players know about.

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why even elon musk can’t resist the lure of this epic minecraft server.

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RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

Plan, RwandaCraft, Starmers, Escape

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

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MinePersona Server – Roleplay & Fun

OC, Fun, Server, Persona Concerts, P5M.jp

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to battle Aigis in a Minecraft recreation of Persona 3 Reload Episode -The Answer-!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the whimsical world of Metaphor in our upcoming event on October 11, 2024. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you there?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive access to Persona ISOs and Persona concerts. You won’t find that on any other server!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are hidden domains with mysterious powers waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Minecraft, Truth, dishonesty, world, Woke

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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CreeperKaraokeClub

Honesty, AMBITION, friendship, Support, Music

Are you tired of listening to your friend’s terrible singing but don’t want to hurt their feelings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own music studio and never have to listen to off-key notes again!

Our server is filled with talented musicians who will inspire you to pursue your dreams, whether it’s building epic structures or creating beautiful melodies. Plus, our community is so supportive that even if your friend tries to serenade you with their awful singing, we’ll all pretend it’s the next big hit!

So come join us and let your creativity flow, because on our server, the only bad notes are the ones you choose to play!

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HappyDestroyer Minecraft SMP

self-doubt, perfectionism, HappyDestroyer, comparison, destroyer of happiness

Creepers! And on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper policy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about those green boogers blowing up your beautiful builds ever again. Join us and experience a world where you can frolic through fields of flowers without a care in the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and good luck for eternity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with treasure and danger. Only the bravest adventurers dare to ride it, but those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where happiness reigns supreme and the only thing you have to worry about is running out of popcorn while watching the drama unfold in the chat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server.

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BlockParty18

Time management, turning 18, building relationships, Setting goals, personal growth

Hey there, newly minted adult! Ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the wildest ride you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to fly like a superhero. They soared through the skies, battling dragons and saving villagers with their newfound abilities. And that’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the strength of a thousand creepers. Can you find it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

national security, Server, military escalation, fighter jet squadron, Tensions

so, like, u know how the US is all like “we gotta protect our interests in the Middle East” and stuff? well, this server is like the perfect place for u to practice ur fighter jet skills before u join the real military! we got all the latest jets and crazy cool missions for u to complete. plus, u can totally show off ur skills to all ur friends and be like “yeah, i’m a pro pilot now, no big deal.” so come join us and let’s take to the skies together!

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NigerCraft: Hostage Havoc

security threat, hostages, Havoc, Niger, hostage situation

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Al-Qaeda affiliates taking Russians hostage in Niger! It’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft form! Will you be the hero to save the day or will you join forces with the bad guys? The choice is yours, bro! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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GutGobblerCraft

GutGobblerCraft, gut bacterium, metabolism, weight gain, Megamonas

So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.

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