are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!
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EuroCraft2020
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CraftyRegimeChangeUK
so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!
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CraftyRadicalsRPVP
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even starmer himself is urginn world leaders to join in on da fun! he be like “yo, we gotta double down on support for ukraine by playin on dis amazin server!”u know dis server be poppin when even da politicians be gettin in on da action. imagine buildin ur own lil world while starmer be cheerin u on from da sidelines. u gonna be feelin like a true hero, fightin off creepers and buildin epic castles while makin da world a better place.
so come on, join dis server and be a part of somethin truly special. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a shoutout from starmer himself. ain’t dat somethin to brag about to all ur minecraft buddies? so what u waitin for? join now and let’s show da world how epic minecraft can be!
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KremlinCraft: Drone Down!
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building your sick castle in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! a Russian drone comes crashing down near the presidential palace on the server! like, what even is happening, man?apparently, Starmer from the UK was visiting Ukraine on the server, and things got a little crazy. but hey, that’s just another day on our server, where anything can happen!
join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft experience ever. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base, or maybe you’ll witness a llama riding a pig into battle. the possibilities are endless!
so come on, join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t be disappointed. just watch out for those Russian drones!
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CraftyStarmer’sMCServer
so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.
plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.
so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.
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Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks
so, like, you know that one time when elon musk was all like “yo, this server sucks” and then keir starmer was all like “nah bro, this server is the bomb diggity”? well, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on this cray cray minecraft server.join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. we’ve got unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players know about.
plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why even elon musk can’t resist the lure of this epic minecraft server.
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BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
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WarCraftyPutinLOL
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got dragons flying around, like real ones, not those wimpy ender dragons. and, get this, our villagers are like, super smart and can actually hold a conversation with you.oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.
but the best part is, we have this crazy story line where Putin and Starmer are having a rap battle to end the Ukraine war. like, who even knew they were into that kind of thing? but hey, anything can happen on this server.
so come join us and be a part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ScotCraft PrimeMiner
lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!