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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6087 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Votes: | 8401 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!