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StarlinkCraft: Russian Drone Downed
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FIRST RUSSIAN DRONE EQUIPPED WITH STARLINK DOWNED IN UKRAINE! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE HAVE INSANE TECHNOLOGY AND DRAMA HAPPENING ALL THE TIME! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE THIS?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS! -
StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Assets Unfrozen
hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the brazil supreme court can’t handle it? well, let me tell u a lil secret – our server is so epic that even elon musk’s starlink and X had their assets unfrozen after taking fines just to play on it!imagine building ur own virtual empire while dodging fines and court drama like a pro. u’ll be a minecraft legend in no time, all thanks to our server’s insane awesomeness.
so what are u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk will drop by to say hi while u’re building ur epic castle. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!
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StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server
Musk Starlink Backtracks Comply Judge’s order Block X Brazil Elon Musk SpaceX Internet Technology Satellite Communication Legal Compliance Regulatory Telecom Space Innovation Global connectivity, Minecraft, StarlinkCraft, Serverlolz come join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than musk’s starlink in brazil ð our server is so lit that even the judge had to order us to block x, but we ain’t backing down cuz we’re rebels like that ðĪwe got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit ðą our community is like a dysfunctional family, but we all love each other in our own weird way ðĪŠ
join us now and be part of the madness, where every day is a new adventure and you never know what’s gonna happen next ðĪĢ plus, we have free cookies for new players (just kidding, we ate them all already ðŠ) so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos! ð
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StarlinkCraft: No Compliance Zone
so, like, this server is, like, totally out of this world, man. like, we got aliens and stuff running around, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood intergalactic beings. join us for a chance to save the universe from the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. plus, we have a secret underground base where we’re hiding all the diamonds in the galaxy. come join us and be a hero in this epic space adventure! oh, and did we mention that our server is powered by starlight and unicorn farts? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe! -
Respawned & Regretting It
Have you ever had a near-death experience and wondered what the “last” thing you thought was? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to find out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping moments.Our server is so intense that even the Grim Reaper himself plays on it in his spare time. Legend has it that he once got so caught up in a PvP battle that he forgot to reap a soul for three whole days!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. They throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper-shaped cocktails.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), look no further. Join us now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits!
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SeaCraft Clash Minecraft Server
territorial waters, maritime collision investigation, Chinese vessel, naval confrontation, Asia-Pacific conflictYo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Philippine ships and Chinese vessels collidin’ in the South China Sea! It’s like a battle royale on water but in Minecraft form, yo! Sail your ship, fight the other players, and claim dat sea for yourself! Plus, we got dolphins wearin’ pirate hats and squids with laser beams shootin’ out their eyes! It’s a wild ride, bro! So come on and join the madness, cuz you ain’t gonna find another server like dis one! -
NATOcraft: Spend & Defend!
LOL GUYSSSS, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got a record number of NATO allies hittin’ dat defense spending target, like WOAH. u know why? cuz we got a war goin’ on in Ukraine and we need all da help we can get, even from blocky characters like u. come on in and help us build some epic defenses to protect our virtual land from evil mobs and griefers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted goodies. join now or miss out on all da fun, broooooo. #minecraft4life #NATOstrong #warriorsunite -
MidlifeCraft
Join our server and experience the ultimate mid-life crisis in Minecraft!Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now you can!
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken of Doom, who lays explosive eggs that can blow up anything in its path.
Build your dream castle only to have it attacked by an army of flying pigs armed with laser beams.
Don’t miss out on the chance to battle the Ender Dragon while riding a giant rainbow-colored unicorn.
So come join us and embrace the chaos, because who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server like ours!
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Caledonian SMP: Where even the creepers have a Scottish accent! Now with Simple Voice Chat and 18+ shenanigans!
Caledonian SMP Server Welcome to Caledonian SMP Server!
We’re a small Minecraft server focusing on the 1.21 update, with added features to enhance the gameplay experience. Join us for a fun and collaborative community!
Server Features:
Data Packs Few datapacks for added gameplay Plugins Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap (coming soon for 1.21) Events Regular server events and contests with custom trophies Rules:
- Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense.
- No griefing, raiding, or stealing of other players’ builds or items.
- No cheats or hacks. Certain mods allowed (optifine, minimap, JEI).
- No item duping. TNT duping allowed, general item duping not allowed.
- Must be 18 or older to join the server.
If you’re interested in joining, visit our Discord and apply!
FAQs
Question Answer How do I join the server? Join our Discord and follow the application process. Are mods allowed on the server? Some mods are allowed (optifine, minimap, JEI), refer to the rules for details. What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 or older to join. -
MinePersona Server – Crafting Metaphors
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb.com!Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a creeper explosion. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Minecraft maze, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We’ve got mini-games, events, and a community so tight, even Herobrine is jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky griefers and lava traps – it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. See you in the blocky world, fellow adventurers!