🔥StarlinkCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	1142	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	267	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8726
Animals Bred:	126	Dimension Hops:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	2104	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed drone, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, news report, Russian, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, SECURITY, Server, Shahed drone, Space, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Potions Brewed:	98

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

StarlinkCraft: Russian Drone Downed

airspace, Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, Equipment, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, Media, Military, Russian, Satellite, SECURITY, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FIRST RUSSIAN DRONE EQUIPPED WITH STARLINK DOWNED IN UKRAINE! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE HAVE INSANE TECHNOLOGY AND DRAMA HAPPENING ALL THE TIME! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE THIS?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS!

StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Assets Unfrozen

+x, assets, Brazil, elon musk, Elons, fines, starlink, StarlinkCraft, SUPREME COURT, unfreezes assets, Unfrozen

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the brazil supreme court can’t handle it? well, let me tell u a lil secret – our server is so epic that even elon musk’s starlink and X had their assets unfrozen after taking fines just to play on it!

imagine building ur own virtual empire while dodging fines and court drama like a pro. u’ll be a minecraft legend in no time, all thanks to our server’s insane awesomeness.

so what are u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk will drop by to say hi while u’re building ur epic castle. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Musk Starlink Backtracks Comply Judge’s order Block X Brazil Elon Musk SpaceX Internet Technology Satellite Communication Legal Compliance Regulatory Telecom Space Innovation Global connectivity, Server, StarlinkCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than musk’s starlink in brazil 😂 our server is so lit that even the judge had to order us to block x, but we ain’t backing down cuz we’re rebels like that 🤘

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit 😱 our community is like a dysfunctional family, but we all love each other in our own weird way 🤪

join us now and be part of the madness, where every day is a new adventure and you never know what’s gonna happen next 🤣 plus, we have free cookies for new players (just kidding, we ate them all already 🍪) so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos! 🎉

StarlinkCraft: No Compliance Zone

Brazil, Broadband, Communication, compliance, connectivity, Dispute, elon musk, Government, International, internet, Legal, Network, policy, regulator, Satellite Internet, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, suspension, Technology, telecommunications, Zone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	207	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4785	Rune Stones Activated:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally out of this world, man. like, we got aliens and stuff running around, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood intergalactic beings. join us for a chance to save the universe from the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. plus, we have a secret underground base where we’re hiding all the diamonds in the galaxy. come join us and be a hero in this epic space adventure! oh, and did we mention that our server is powered by starlight and unicorn farts? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchantments Applied:	80
New Chunks Explored:	47128	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchantments Applied:	60	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server

AirPods Pro, arrest, BlockyBorderPatrol, Bluetooth connection, Confrontation, Crowd, Find My iPhone, hispanic family, language barrier, location tracking, lost AirPods, low-income, Minecraft, Neighborhood, police involvement, public perception, Server, Snitch, stolen AirPods, suspicious behavior, theft, thief

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.

Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.

Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!

StepSibShowdown

birthday parties, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Disappointment, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, Hope, in-laws, Loss, MIL, parenting, relationships, Siblings, step-parenting, stepkids, StepSibShowdown, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my stepkids’ antics.

We’ve got more twists and turns than my husband’s ex-wife’s vendetta against me. Build your own virtual family with real siblings, half-siblings, and step-siblings who may or may not show up to your virtual birthday parties (just like my stepkids).

Experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships, just like Colin and I tried with Anna and Ryan. Will they ever come around and accept their younger siblings? Who knows!

But one thing’s for sure, our server is more unpredictable than my mother-in-law promising my kids that their estranged siblings will magically appear at their birthday parties. Will they show up? Probably not, just like Ryan and Anna.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a reality TV show, join us now! And remember, in this server, anything is possible, even reconciling with your virtual stepkids who would “rather die” than have a relationship with you. Let the chaos begin!

PixelPeenPics Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPeenPics, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8595	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8366	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of creepy dudes asking for nudes as soon as you log onto a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy! Instead of getting bombarded with inappropriate requests, you’ll be greeted with friendly players who just want to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about unsolicited nudes again. In fact, we have a special “Nude-Free Zone” where players can roam freely without fear of being harassed. Plus, we have a team of moderators who are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and ready to ban any offenders faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man”.

So come on over to our server and leave the creeps behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with a community that values respect and good old-fashioned fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting stripped down is your armor before a big battle!

CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!