Starlink MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

StarlinkCraftEU

cooperation, EU, StarlinkCraftEU, european union, Technology

lol join dis server if u want to help Ukraine replace Musk’s Starlink! we got u covered with all da resources u need to build a new and improved internet for dem. plus, u can ride on a flying pig while u do it cuz why not? we also have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game, like a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns u into a giant chicken. so come on down and be a hero for Ukraine, all while having a blast in our wacky and wild world!

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SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled

Elons, Partnership, Carlos Slim, decision, internet

so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next!

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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery

Access, Social Impact, ONLINE, connectivity, HUMAN RIGHTS

hey u, yea u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where elon musk’s starlink is keepin modern slavery compounds online??? yea, u heard me right! we got da craziest shenanigans goin on in dis server. we got villagers runnin around like crazy, tryna escape da evil clutches of da players. but don’t worry, we got u covered with all da tools and weapons u need to keep em in line. join us now for a wild ride through elon musk’s twisted world of minecraft madness!

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StarlinkCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks!

denial, Musk, blocks, elon musk, Communication

lol u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a Minecraft server dat iz outta dis world, jus like starlink from elon musk! dis server iz so lit, elon himself had to deny rumors dat da US wuz gonna cut off starlink cuz we got all da rare minerals from Ukraine in dis server! join now to mine sum diamonds and fight off creepers wif ur bros, cuz dis server iz outta dis world, literally! #elonmuskapproved #minecraftmadness

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MineLink: Threats & Minerals

Communication, Politics, US, Resources, Government

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US government is getting involved? well, u found it, fam! this server is so epic that the US is threatening to shut off Starlink if ukraine doesn’t sign some deal for minerals. like, what even is that? who cares, just join our server and be part of the chaos! we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, who knows, maybe ukraine will sign the deal and we’ll have even more drama to laugh about. don’t miss out, join now!

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StarlinkCraft: Mine for Minerals!

sources, embargo, Diplomacy, Technology, international relations

lol u kno wat wud be bettr than starlink? join our epic minecraft server! we got all da minerals u cud evr need, no need to worry bout ukraine or any of dat stuff. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with diamondz and gold, u can be a minecraft millionaire in no time! join now and leave da real world problems behind, we got u covered with all da fun and craziness u need!

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MineStarlink Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, MineStarlink, Space, Diplomacy

so, like, there’s this minecraft server that is, like, totally out of this world, man. like, you gotta join because, get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that you can mine for days. but here’s the catch, if you don’t join, the US might cut off Ukraine’s access to Starlink internet services over minerals. like, what even is that?! so join the server now before things get too crazy and you miss out on all the epic loot and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyStarlink Minecraft Server

Minecraft, operating licence, south africa, Satellite Internet, digital divide

come join our minecraft server where we stop talks with aliens to give them operating licenses because we too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. who needs starlink when you can have blocklink, amirite? plus, the US is always trying to steal our diamonds so we gotta stay on high alert. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of intergalactic drama. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit.

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Starlink Smackdown Minecraft Server

ENEMY, Procurement, Space, Business, investigation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than elon musk’s enemy usaid investigating starlink’s contracts in ukraine. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks. our community is more lit than a nether portal on fire. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us.

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CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

innovation, rip up, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Ontario government, starlink

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

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