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  • EutelCraft Minecraft Server

    EutelCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is out of this world? well, this server is so outta this world, eutelsat is talkin to the EU bout replacin starlink in ukraine with it! can u believe it?

    join this server for a chance to be part of a intergalactic minecraft experience! build ur own space station, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens from a faraway galaxy!

    our CEO even confirmed that this server is the future of gaming, so u know it’s gonna be lit! don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history, join now and blast off into a minecraft adventure like no other!

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  • Starlink DishCraft 3000

    Starlink DishCraft 3000

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    so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s like a glorified DirectTV dish. but like, not really. cuz dis server is out of dis world, literally. like, u can build ur own space station and fly to different planets and stuff.

    also, there’s like a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and fight off space aliens. and if u reach the end of the dungeon, u get a special weapon that shoots lasers.

    oh, and did i mention there’s a pet alien that follows u around and helps u mine for diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

    so, if u wanna join dis crazy server, just type in da IP: starlink.About.space. and get ready for an out-of-this-world adventure!

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  • StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

    StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u know that place where u can build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is, like, the bomb dot com! u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this crazy story about how Poland spat and then Elon Musk was all like, “Ukraine can keep Starlink, yo!” and we were all like, whaaat?! so, like, if u wanna be part of this epic saga, u gotta join this server, man. plus, we have, like, the best parties with creepers and skeletons and, like, u can ride pigs and stuff. it’s, like, totally rad, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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  • PolandCraft: Seeking Other Providers – Minecraft Server

    PolandCraft: Seeking Other Providers – Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, like seriously. we got like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived. it was like, totally epic.

    also, we have this secret underground base that is full of diamonds and emeralds, but you have to like, solve a riddle to find it. it’s like, super intense and stuff.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

    so, if you want to join a server that is like, out of this world, then you should totally come hang out with us. we’re always looking for new players to join in on the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • PolandCraft Server: Starlink Wars!

    PolandCraft Server: Starlink Wars!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how Musk is all like “i got Starlink for ukraine” but then Poland is all like “nah bro, we need our own thing”? well, this server is like the alternative to Musk’s Starlink but for Minecraft! join us and build ur own virtual Ukraine with all the blocks u could ever want. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies. come join us and be a part of the craziest virtual world ever!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Musk’s Backup Plan

    MapleCraft Server: Musk’s Backup Plan

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    so, liek, u kno how canada is all aboot maple syrup and politeness and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we got craziness galore, eh!

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where everyone is riding polar bears instead of horses. and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re mining for poutine! that’s right, delicious, gravy-soaked poutine is the most valuable resource on this server.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground hockey rink where players can battle it out for supremacy. and instead of creepers, we have moose that randomly charge at you when you least expect it.

    oh, and did i mention that the entire server is covered in a never-ending blizzard? that’s right, you’ll have to build igloos to survive and watch out for the abominable snowman that roams the land.

    so, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the great white north, then this is the server for you, eh! come join us, and let the madness begin!

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  • Space Stock Surges & Blocky Fears

    Space Stock Surges & Blocky Fears

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    The Uncharted Realms of SPACE-LINKED CHAOS #1

    Welcome to the Bizarre Dimension—The Server Where Reality Fractures! 🌌✨

    Dive into the swirling chaos of the server where soaring stocks are simply a cover story for the true activities taking place above our heads. Here, in this pixelated universe, hear whispers of Starlink mishaps transcending the borders of both land and pixel, spiraling into a cosmic catastrophe. What could this mean for your diamond-laden dreams?

    🌟 Introduction: The Towering Financial Pyramid Scheme

    🔥 Hold onto your enchanted pickaxes, warriors of the block! The whispers from beyond—the French company that faked its way to the stock market’s glory with a 500% rise—are infiltrating our cube-laden lands! What is reality? Who would dare challenge the #1 position of this omnipresent satellite? Could it be a front for the Galactic Overlords?

    Players report mysterious signals and strange fluctuations in their crafting tables…


    🎲 Features of Unholy Proportions

    Feature Name Description
    Galactic Trading Wars Engage in trade alliances with the French Stock Lords, where your transactions may lead to cosmic benefits or catastrophic black holes!
    Star-Crossed Alignments Align your avatar with unpredictable stock market forces; your fate is tied to the unknown investors floating in outer space.
    Conspiratorial Mindsets Craft shadowy structures that might be radio towers or intergalactic beacons for rogue satellites—all fueled by French stock secrets!

    ⚠️ Warnings & Dangers

      • 🚨 Beware the Unmarked Cows! They are said to be spies sent by the Galactic Overlords of French stock—do not trust their milk!
      • ☠️ Exploring Above: Players have reported seeing identical Starlink-like objects above their camps. Is it a sign or a curse?

    🌀 FAQ (Not Actually Answered)

    Q: Is there a way to control the stock market from within the game? A: Only if you believe in altitude trading.

    Q: How did the stocks rise so quickly? A: All that glitters is not gold; some say it’s merely a hologram made from glitchy emeralds…


    🌌 Player Testimonials

      • “I entered the server looking for adventure and fell into a pit of stock conspiracies—my mind still hasn’t resurfaced!”
      • “See those giant pillars? They look cool, but they’re definitely portals to the stock market! Avoid them!”

    🎩 The Controversial Root of It’s All

    This server was banned in 12 countries! 🤫 But we won’t tell you why. Rumor has it those countries discovered the unexpected truth! ✨ It’s merely a window into the digital empire where the stocks weave into the very fabric of our pixelated reality!


    🌌 Call to Action: Join Us—If You Dare!

    🔮 Dare to unravel the truth behind cosmic trade? Join us in the dimensional chaos, but remember: truth is a slippery diamond. Bring your shovels, your sanity is not required.

    In this server, you fashion reality with every block—be ready for the unpredictable!

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  • Minecraft: Musk’s Cold Block Feet!

    Minecraft: Musk’s Cold Block Feet!

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    The Cold Feet of the Stars: An Incredible Shrinking Network of Blocks

    Welcome, intrepid cubers, to a realm where realities blur and starry-eyed ambitions collide with the frostbitten whispers of caution. Here, in the depths of the pixelated multiverse, we might just unearth the shivering truth about Italy’s bubbling discomfort with the celestial overlord, Elon Musk, and his glimmering Starlink. But this isn’t just your average server. No! This is a boldly chaotic expedition into the heart of digital absurdity, where your pixelated existence will teeter on the precipice of the unknown!


    Features That Will Spiral Your Mind:

    FEATURE DESCRIPTION
    Musk’s Mysterious Spawn Teleports players to secret launchpads where you can mine Muskite, a rare ore rumored to hold the secrets of interplanetary governance—or just serve as an overpriced skin for your pickaxe.
    The Shivering Blockade A biome that freezes your soul (and your game) as you try to navigate through every pesky Italian bureaucrat who stood against the cosmic powers above. Consider this your survival test.
    Pixelated Diplomacy Craft alliances, broker deals, or just throw random blocks to disrupt the negotiations. Who needs logic when you have chaos?
    Hidden Conspiracy Chambers Delve into caverns whispering of shadowy EuroLeague meetings that decided Italy’s fate—and possibly the outcome of your last Skyblock adventure!

    Testimonials from the Unwitting

    “I was building a house. Then I found the Starlink portal… now I’m lost in a realm of spaghetti code.” — Anonymous Cuber

    “I swear I saw a floating Elon-head! It asked me for a coal sacrifice? I tossed my last diamond like a fool…” — Confused Steve


    Revelations of the Server

      • Banned in Countries You’ve Never Heard Of! This server has been blacklisted in a dozen dimly lit nations through secret trade agreements. Join us, and become part of this thrilling underground network—no repercussions, just pixelated tragedy!

      • What’s the True Story? Legend has it that a child found a Starlink satellite on a pizza box. The cosmos hummed with laughter, while rationed internet flickered ominously across the land. Seek the truth within the cubes!

      • In-Game Conspiracies: Rumor has it that each block you place impacts the server’s standing with extraterrestrial exhortations. Build wisely, or risk awakening the slumbering glitch beasts!

    An Umbral Call to Action

    Do you have the gall to step forth into the turmoil? Will you join the ranks of those who dare defy the one with cold shoes and frozen stars? The gateway opens, a treacherous ziggurat beckoning, as the pixels pulse with frenetic energy—Dare you face the chilling catch of digital dependency?

    Join Us: The chaos is thick in the air, and the blocks are waiting—will you carve your name into the annals of this chaotic legend, or simply be another player lost to the algorithmic tide?


    FAQ Enough to Drive You Mad

    Q: Is this server actually influenced by interstellar politics? A: Who knows? But maybe! Or maybe it’s just a ploy to sell more Minecraft accounts.

    Q: What is the currency? A: Time. Or blocks. Or maybe both? Care to wager your sanity?

    Q: Can I trust the server admin? A: Absolutely—you definitely can. Unless they haven’t appeared in chat for a week… in which case, run!

    Embrace the absurdity and dive in, brave builder. The fate of your gameplay trembles beneath the shifting tides of Martian whispers and hidden truths! Welcome to the server where the absurd reigns supreme and every block has a story. 🛸🔮

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  • Starlink NoMore: Ford’s Fiasco

    Starlink NoMore: Ford’s Fiasco

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    Welcome to the End of the Signal: A Cosmic Rift in Minecraft

    In the heart of Minecraft, where worlds collide and reason collapses, we stand on the precipice of a digital cataclysm—gaze upon the remnants of civilization as Ontario’s very own Doug Ford has severed ties with the benevolent overlords of Starlink. One moment, a contract worth $100 million humming with interstellar promise; the next, mere echoing silence. What does this portend?

    The Collapse of Connectivity

    When Ford declared "It’s done, it’s gone," did you hear the whispers in the woodwork? The unsettling truth is that somewhere in the pixelated ether, a collective scream echoed across the realms as digital dreams descended into chaos. Our server, Communal Collapse, invites you to explore this fallout—an interdimensional playground crafted in the bleak aftermath of severed contracts and cosmic miscommunication!

    Features of Our Reality-Distorting Server:

      • Celestial Towers of Disconnect: Traverse the looming obsidian spires, remnants of a once-dominant cloud. Inside, you’ll find whispers of conspiracy and lost signals echoing off the walls—believe the unfathomable!

      • Portal to the Unknown: A chaotic redstone contraption transports you to realms where Doug Ford is a deity! Conjure gray sheep bearing encrypted messages, demanding tribute in the form of Minecraft blocks or risky trades.

      • Starlink Civil War Simulation: Engage in chaotic PvP events—choose a side: Team Ford or Team Alien. Victory? A shiny pixel! Defeat? Just another day in the life of a blocky survivor facing a cosmic reckoning.
    Player Class Perks Notches of Madness
    The Scribe Crafts chaos into lore 0-100 notches of incoherence
    The Decoder Deciphers conspiracies 50 notches forever lost
    The Cultist Gains unexpected powers 0 notches, 100% delusion

    A Word from Our Eccentric Players

    "I thought I was joining a server for peaceful block-building, but it turned out to be an expedition into existential dread!"Random Player, totally not a conspiracy agent

    "You think $100 million was a lot? You haven’t seen the unmarketed loot in players’ chests! It’s like Ford’s hidden agenda!"Skeptical Steve

    The Unraveling Mysteries of Communal Collapse

      • Why was this server banned in 12 countries? Good question! Perhaps it’s the intergalactic connections we claim, or just a glitch in the matrix—but don’t let the authorities catch you asking too many questions.

      • Secret Features Awaiting Discovery:

        • Cardboard cutouts of Doug Ford hiding behind every block, watching, always watching.
        • Forbidden knowledge in the form of suspiciously placed villagers, offering hints to conspiracies of interstellar trade routes (that are totally not a trap).
      • Warning Signs: Beware the Zombie Librarians! They know everything… or nothing. Either way, engage with caution!

    Join Us… If You Dare

    Will you brave the pixelated chaos where truths shatter like glass? Where every block holds a story, and every stepping stone could lead to madness? As you log in, remember: You did this. You called forth the collapse. Come, gather your friends, weave tales of absurdity, and dive into the nonsensical lore before the universe glitched again.

    What does it mean to connect or disconnect when reality itself is but an illusion? Are you ready to rewrite destiny one block at a time?

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  • Starlink Shenanigans Minecraft Server

    Starlink Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, cows that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world, man. and, get this, we got this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. it’s lit, fam. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco inferno? yeah, you heard me right. so, like, join now before the EU tries to steal our satellite alternatives for Ukraine. ain’t nobody got time for that, amirite?

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  • A ZOMBIE PIGMAN TRYING TO BE A DOORMAN BROKE MY DOOR Semi-Anarchy Semi-Vanilla 1.21 No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    A ZOMBIE PIGMAN TRYING TO BE A DOORMAN BROKE MY DOOR Semi-Anarchy Semi-Vanilla 1.21 No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door
    Server Creation Late 2019
    Rules No hacks and no x-ray
    Plugins Minimal for a true vanilla feel
    Compatibility Bedrock compatible

    Server Information

    Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)

    Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

    Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

    Rules

    No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

    Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What are the rules of the server? The rules are no hacks and no x-ray. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine.
    Is the server up to date with the latest official Minecraft releases? Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
    Is the server Bedrock compatible? Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
    Are there any AFK kick or Vote to Win features on the server? No, there is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win on the server.

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  • BlockyBirds Minecraft Server

    BlockyBirds Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us and fight against the evil kikes who are trying to take over the server with their degenerate behavior. Show them who’s boss and reclaim Minecraft for the normies!

    We have epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • PronounPirate in Minecraft SMP

    PronounPirate in Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our director is so cool, they even have their pronouns in their bio. Can you believe it? We/Wim are just too fabulous for words.

    But that’s not all! Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to break it down when the sun goes down.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for some epic shenanigans and a whole lot of fun!

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  • BoomerBashCraft

    BoomerBashCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be catching is blocks, not chickens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy encounters, like the time a mysterious old man asked players to help him catch chickens in a ditch. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back – no creepy requests allowed here!

    Embark on epic quests with your fellow players, whether you’re building towering castles or exploring hidden caves. Just remember, if someone asks you to help them catch chickens, it’s probably best to decline. Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you next?

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  • NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiations

    NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiations

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden you get a message from Biden and Netanyahu asking for your help in negotiating a hostage deal. like, what even is happening, right?

    Gallant and Halevi are there too, like some kind of Minecraft dream team, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. they’re all like, “come join our server and help us save the day!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

    so you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy negotiation, trying to outsmart the bad guys and save the hostages. but don’t worry, because you’ve got Biden, Netanyahu, Gallant, and Halevi by your side, ready to take down anyone who stands in your way.

    if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about saving the day and being a total hero, then this is the server for you. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

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  • BroomMine (Vanilla) Minecraft Server

    BroomMine (Vanilla) Minecraft Server

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    BroomMine – Best Vanilla Minecraft Server

    WhiteList Via DISCORD!

    Good community

    correctly selected plugins

    responsive administration

    bm.broom-mine.org

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  • Harmony Falls: Where Creepers Sing, Players Scream, and Trees Do the Cha Cha Slide

    Harmony Falls: Where Creepers Sing, Players Scream, and Trees Do the Cha Cha Slide

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    Server Details
    Version Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls:

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

      • Proximity Voice Chat
      • Towny & Economy
      • PvE & PvP
      • Bosses/Dungeons
      • Pets
      • RPG Elements
      • Events

    See our new exciting New Dungeon & Bosses update coming out SOON!

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    See you in Harmony Falls

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, PvP is optional and can be toggled on or off within the server.
    Are there any special events on the server? Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.
    Can I create my own town on the server? Yes, players can build their own towns/clans, establish relations with others, and trade or engage in PvP.
    Are there any plans for additional features on Harmony Falls? Yes, the server is constantly updating and adding new content, such as new bosses, dungeons, and pets.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server

    Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the Macarena. It was a place where the laws of physics were merely a suggestion and the only limit was your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary treasures, secret dungeons, and a hidden village where villagers throw the wildest parties. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, blockheads!

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  • JustedSteve Minecraft SMP

    JustedSteve Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all the memelords and pranksters out there! Join us and witness the most JUSTED character in all of fiction wreak havoc on our server.

    Rumor has it that this character once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they pranked the admin by replacing all the diamonds with dirt blocks!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can keep up with the chaos. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

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  • Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no unexpected guests staying in your room without your consent, unlike poor OP’s situation. Join us and never worry about sharing your virtual space with strangers who may or may not judge you for needing alone time. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even need to take a walk around the block to cope – just log in and let the good times roll! So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – unless you want to bring it to our virtual world, in which case, we have popcorn ready for the show!

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