SpaceCraft Fails: Noobs Abandon Ship

ABANDON, aerospace, Astronauts, boeing, capsule, commercial spaceflight, Fails, Landing, mission control, NASA, Noobs, reentry, Ship, Space, space capsule, space exploration, Space industry, space mission, Space Travel, spacecraft, STARLINER, Technology, test flight, unmanned

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have boeing starliners landing without astronauts all the time! it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! watch as the capsules land back on earth and explode into a million pieces, it’s a sight to see! who needs astronauts anyway when you have exploding capsules in minecraft? join now for the most insane and out-of-this-world experience ever!

SpaceXCraft: ISS Rescue Mission

aerospace industry, Astronauts, boeing, commercial crew program, crewed spacecraft, international Space Station, ISS, manned spaceflight, Mission, NASA, orbital transportation, rescue, reusable spacecraft, space capsule, space exploration, Space missions, space shuttle, space station, space technology, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, STARLINER

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we got BOEING STARLINERS flying around like crazy! NASA be like “nah fam, we need SPACEX to bring our astronauts back from the ISS cause this server is TOO LIT for regular space travel!”

we got aliens chillin in the ender world, creepers throwing parties in the nether, and herobrine causing chaos in the overworld.

join now for a chance to ride a Boeing Starliner to the moon and back, battle space zombies on Mars, and build the most insane bases in the galaxy. this server is outta this world, literally! don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this intergalactic party started! 🚀🌌👽

Boeing’s Astronaut Taxi Banished

astronaut, Astronauts, banished, boeing, Boeing’s, crewed mission, debate, decision, Engineering, manned spaceflight, Mission, NASA, reentry, Safety, space agency, space capsule, space exploration, space program, Space Travel, spacecraft, STARLINER, taxi, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

SpaceCraft60: No End in Sight

60 days, Astronauts, boeing, Endurance, extended stay, ISS, long duration mission, NASA, no end in sight, orbital journey, Sight, Space, space adventure, space exploration, space mission, space odyssey, space station, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCraft60, spaceflight, STARLINER

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Items Found:	4018	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so like, imagine if those boeing starliner astronauts were actually playing on our minecraft server, they would never want to come back to earth! like, they’ve been in space for over 60 days now and they’re probably just building epic space bases and battling aliens and stuff.

our server is out of this world, literally! we have custom planets to explore, crazy alien mobs to fight, and even a black hole that leads to a secret dimension filled with diamonds and gold.

join our server and become the ultimate space explorer, leave those boring astronauts behind and come play with us in the stars! who needs gravity when you can fly around in a spaceship and mine for space ore? come join us, it’s a blast!

SisCraft: Mom’s Turn!

aita, baby daddy, BEDROOM, Cancer, comfortable, Contact, Dying, family, FMLA, gloves, Legacy, mom, moms, MONEY, quality of life, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Studio, surgery, Telling, Turn, Will

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ores Mined:	3924	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and escape the real-life chaos by building your own virtual world filled with blocky adventures.

Looking for a place to escape from your mom’s will drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about family feuds and focus on crafting epic creations.

Need a break from siblings who always seem to get the upper hand? Join our server and show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land.

Sick of being the responsible one in your family? Come join us and let loose by mining, crafting, and exploring without any real-life responsibilities holding you back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that’s way more fun than the real one!

SelfDeceptionMC SMP

denial, facing reality, lying to self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self honesty, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-deception, self-delusion, self-doubt, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflection journey, SelfDeceptionMC, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	322	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you lying to yourself about not joining our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that have led players to uncovering secret diamond stashes and enchanted gear that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous. So stop lying to yourself and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBrits Brexit Bonanza

Analysis, BlockyBrits, bonanza, brexit, Brits, consequences, debate, decision, Economy, european union, Future, immigration, Impact, negotiations, opinion, Politics, reddit, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Hey there, Minecrafters of Reddit! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you!

Imagine a world where Brexit was actually a Minecraft server – chaotic, unpredictable, and full of surprises at every turn. Join us on this wild adventure where you never know what will happen next. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of trade deals and alliances? Will you be able to survive the constant political drama and backstabbing?

But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Build your own Brexit-inspired creations, from giant walls to quirky customs checkpoints. Join forces with other players to form your own political parties and fight for control of the server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden truth behind Brexit itself.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience Brexit like never before. Who knew politics could be this much fun?

DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, climate change, drought, drought assistance, drought emergency, drought management, drought relief, drought relief efforts, drought response, DroughtCraft, environmental impact, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian crisis, Minecraft, natural disaster, POVERTY, regional bloc, relief efforts, Server, Southern Africa, Southern African Development Community, Water Crisis, water scarcity

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo, u know what’s hotter than the Sahara desert? THIS SERVER, YO! We got so much water, u won’t believe it! We got waterfalls, oceans, rivers, u name it! Come join us and escape the drought in Southern Africa, cuz we got all the water u need!

But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

MissileMadnessCraft

Attack, Commander, Conflict, Defense, drone, extremist group, global relations, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile barrage, MissileMadnessCraft, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle when suddenly, BOOM! A drone comes out of nowhere and targets you! Why, you ask? Because you didn’t join our server yet, duh! We take PvP to a whole new level, with missile barrages and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Hezbollah commander in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

ZambeziLungfishCraft

Africa, Ancient, Aquatic, Biodiversity, discovery, Evolution, Extinct, Ferganoceratodus edwardsi, fossil, fossilised tooth plate, identified, material, Mid-Zambezi Basin, new species, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Triassic lungfish, vertebrate, ZambeziLungfishCraft, zimbabwe

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	119168
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit that even ancient lungfish fossils are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🦴🐟🔥

Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

1.21, adulting, application, astros, Community, Creative, Datapacks, Discord, Discord link, Events, Fabric, Hardware, hermitcraft, microphone, Minecrafters, PRETEND, procrastinate, Reach, ryzen, Server, smp, Uncrafting, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

Adversity, Challenging, Chaos, Crafty, declining, deteriorating, deteriorating condition, deteriorating situation, Difficult, getting, HARD, Hardship, It’s, just, Minecraft, Server, Struggle, TOUGH, tough times, Unbearable, WORSE, worsening, worsening condition, worsening situation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

1824103659019628717, Bug Fix, Computer, Confirmed, Hardware, HIGH CROSS-CCD LATENCIES, latency issues, Minecraft, operating system, PC, Performance, POOZEN5, RyanSmithAT, smp, SMPyMcSMP, software, Status, system optimization., Tech, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, windows 10

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1149	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

Absurd, amusing, Aunties, awkward, BIZARRE, Comical, crazy, danceoff, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, funny, GatherCraft, hilarious, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, Ridiculous, Shocking.., smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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