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SpaceCraft Fails: Noobs Abandon Ship
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have boeing starliners landing without astronauts all the time! it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! watch as the capsules land back on earth and explode into a million pieces, it’s a sight to see! who needs astronauts anyway when you have exploding capsules in minecraft? join now for the most insane and out-of-this-world experience ever! -
SpaceXCraft: ISS Rescue Mission
yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we got BOEING STARLINERS flying around like crazy! NASA be like “nah fam, we need SPACEX to bring our astronauts back from the ISS cause this server is TOO LIT for regular space travel!”we got aliens chillin in the ender world, creepers throwing parties in the nether, and herobrine causing chaos in the overworld.
join now for a chance to ride a Boeing Starliner to the moon and back, battle space zombies on Mars, and build the most insane bases in the galaxy. this server is outta this world, literally! don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this intergalactic party started! 🚀🌌👽
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Boeing’s Astronaut Taxi Banished
so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!
Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!
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SpaceCraft60: No End in Sight
so like, imagine if those boeing starliner astronauts were actually playing on our minecraft server, they would never want to come back to earth! like, they’ve been in space for over 60 days now and they’re probably just building epic space bases and battling aliens and stuff.our server is out of this world, literally! we have custom planets to explore, crazy alien mobs to fight, and even a black hole that leads to a secret dimension filled with diamonds and gold.
join our server and become the ultimate space explorer, leave those boring astronauts behind and come play with us in the stars! who needs gravity when you can fly around in a spaceship and mine for space ore? come join us, it’s a blast!
