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SpaceCraft Fails: Noobs Abandon Ship

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have boeing starliners landing without astronauts all the time! it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! watch as the capsules land back on earth and explode into a million pieces, it’s a sight to see! who needs astronauts anyway when you have exploding capsules in minecraft? join now for the most insane and out-of-this-world experience ever!

SpaceXCraft: ISS Rescue Mission

aerospace industry, Astronauts, boeing, commercial crew program, crewed spacecraft, international Space Station, ISS, manned spaceflight, Mission, NASA, orbital transportation, rescue, reusable spacecraft, space capsule, space exploration, Space missions, space shuttle, space station, space technology, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, STARLINER

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6733
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we got BOEING STARLINERS flying around like crazy! NASA be like “nah fam, we need SPACEX to bring our astronauts back from the ISS cause this server is TOO LIT for regular space travel!”

we got aliens chillin in the ender world, creepers throwing parties in the nether, and herobrine causing chaos in the overworld.

join now for a chance to ride a Boeing Starliner to the moon and back, battle space zombies on Mars, and build the most insane bases in the galaxy. this server is outta this world, literally! don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this intergalactic party started! 🚀🌌👽

Boeing’s Astronaut Taxi Banished

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

SpaceCraft60: No End in Sight

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so like, imagine if those boeing starliner astronauts were actually playing on our minecraft server, they would never want to come back to earth! like, they’ve been in space for over 60 days now and they’re probably just building epic space bases and battling aliens and stuff.

our server is out of this world, literally! we have custom planets to explore, crazy alien mobs to fight, and even a black hole that leads to a secret dimension filled with diamonds and gold.

join our server and become the ultimate space explorer, leave those boring astronauts behind and come play with us in the stars! who needs gravity when you can fly around in a spaceship and mine for space ore? come join us, it’s a blast!

No Friends Minecraft Server

feeling alone, friendless, Friends, gamer problems, Gaming, gaming alone, gaming buddies, Gaming Community, gaming struggles, isolated gaming, lack of friends, Loneliness, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, need companionship, need friends, no friends, no gaming friends, online gaming, Server, social isolation, solo gaming

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	3697	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Items Found:	2851	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends with pixelated chickens, cows, and even creepers!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he promises not to haunt you (most of the time). Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who bring her rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with Endermen and dance the night away with zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time being a sad sap in single player mode when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become the coolest blockhead in town? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5364
Divine Spears Created:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	538368
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	917
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2094	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

classic, criticism, disappointing remake, Disappointment, failed remake, Garbage, lack of creativity, lack of soul, lack of understanding, Minecraft, missed opportunity, modern video games, negative review, poor remake, remake, Server, SH2, SH2 remake, soulless, subpar remake, unsatisfactory, Video Game (Industry), video game remake

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.