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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5310 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4194 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
IMAGINE BUILDING A HOUSE ON A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF COTTON CANDY, WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY THAT EVEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON’T APPLY HERE.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN OR A TALKING LLAMA. WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A TALKING LLAMA, AMIRITE?
AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE YOU, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE LAND. IT’S LIKE A BIZARRO WORLD WHERE NOTHING MAKES SENSE, BUT IT’S TOTALLY AWESOME.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
