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PixelPain Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3833	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	178

Are you tired of the sad truths of life weighing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against zombie hordes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs roam free and bacon grows on trees. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely out of chocolate.

So why waste your time dealing with the sad truths of life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, Defensive, flirtatious, halloween season, insert herself, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, only child, Plans, rough time, selfish behavior, Server, Special, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7240	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of dealing with a friend who always makes everything about themselves? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own world without any selfish friends ruining the fun.

Our server is the perfect place to escape to when you need a break from friends who flirt with your partner or constantly try to one-up you. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any drama llama drama.

So come join us on our server and leave all your selfish friends behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about those annoying friends who just can’t seem to let you have your moment in the spotlight. See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

OraCraft: Finger Pointing Fiasco

Animal lover, Apes, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Dinner, Fiasco, Finger, finger-pointing, Friends, funny, Girlfriend, group dynamics, humor, jokes, misunderstanding, monkeys, OraCraft, Orangutan, pointing, relationships, social cues

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pointing at other players’ virtual food is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our community is filled with monkey enthusiasts who love to joke around and have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we point at each other’s pixelated meals and share cute videos of monkeys doing adorable things. Who knew that a simple joke could lead to such chaos and drama, just like in the real world?

Don’t worry about being blocked or cut out of anyone’s virtual life here, because we embrace all kinds of humor and quirks. So come on in and let’s have a wild and wacky time together on our Minecraft server – where pointing at food is the norm and monkey business is always welcome!

WestBankWarrior Minecraft Server

American, Conflict, diplomatic incident, fatal shooting, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Israeli military, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, Military operations, military statement, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political tensions, security forces, Server, Tragedy, US citizen, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarrior

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli military is on a rampage in the west bank! we got explosions, chaos, and maybe even some american casualties! if you want a server with non-stop action and drama, this is the place to be! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCreeperWarz

antony blinken, ballistic missiles, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War, Warning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so, liek, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join or ur missing out big time, bro. we got this crazy war theme going on, like ukraine vs russia but in minecraft. u gotta choose ur side and battle it out with ur friends.

but wait, there’s more! we got iranian ballistic missiles that are gonna be launched in the game within weeks. u gotta be prepared for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be wild. join now before it’s too late and experience the most intense minecraft server ever. trust me, u don’t wanna miss this.

NoobCraft: Do Your Own Research

10. Source evaluation, 11. Cognitive bias, 12. Independent thinking, 13. Media literacy, 14. Investigative skills, 15. Data analysis, 16. Empirical evidence, 17. Logical reasoning, 18. Peer review, 19. Credible sources, 2. Critical thinking, 20. Intellectual honesty., 3. Fact checking, 4. Skepticism, 5. Misinformation, 6. Fake news, 7. Confirmation bias, 8. Trust issues, 9. Information literacy, Noobcraft, research

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u don’t wanna play on some boring server with no pizzazz? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro.

first off, we got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers who only speak in riddles. u gotta solve their puzzles to get the best loot, it’s like a brain workout and a treasure hunt all in one.

then, we got this giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour. u gotta be quick on ur feet to dodge the lava and grab the diamonds that shoot out of it. it’s like a high-stakes game of hot potato, but with precious gems.

oh, and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. we got creepers that purr like kittens, skeletons that do the macarena, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a circus, but with more explosions.

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come hang with us. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and ur diamond pickaxe, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here.

Methane Madness Server

madness, methane, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so like, u know how humans r like, doin stuff all the time? well, turns out we r like, makin a lot of methane gas. and like, this server is all about like, harnessing that power and using it to like, power our crazy cool redstone contraptions. like, u can build a giant fart-powered roller coaster or a methane-powered disco dance floor. it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta join this server and be part of the methane revolution. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that fart rainbows. it’s like, the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s make some methane magic together!

What is the IP for Yumi Minecraft Server?

CEO, dale and dawson, dale and dawson gameplay, dale and dawson stationery supplies, FIRED, Funny Moments, gameplay, Gaming, hilarious, Manager, memes, Minecraft, new, office, rp, Server, Slacker, smii7y, SPECIALIST, the office, WILDCAT, yumi

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yumi is a talented musician and songwriter known for her ethereal vocals and emotive lyrics. She began her music career at a young age, honing her skills and developing a unique sound that blends elements of folk, indie, and electronic music. With a growing discography and a dedicated fan base, Yumi continues to captivate audiences with her haunting melodies and introspective songwriting.

What are Minecraft servers like MineJordyn ?

19132, Bank, bedrock, Clans, Cosmetics, Crates, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, custom fish, Custom Map, custom OP, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Harbour, integrated, Levels, MCMMO, New Crafts, Pets, PvE, PvP, rank system, Survival, unique items, Vehicles

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Some similar Minecraft servers to MineJordyn include:

1. Mineplex – Known for its variety of mini-games and large player base, Mineplex offers a similar immersive experience with unique gameplay elements. 2. Hypixel – One of the largest Minecraft servers, Hypixel features a wide range of game modes, custom features, and a large community of players. 3. The Hive – Another popular Minecraft server, The Hive offers diverse game modes, custom features, and a friendly community for players to enjoy. 4. CubeCraft – CubeCraft is known for its unique mini-games, custom features, and a competitive player base, making it a great option for players looking for a similar experience to MineJordyn . 5. DiversityMC – This server offers a mix of survival, creative, and mini-game modes, with custom features and a friendly community to explore with.

Whether you’re looking for custom game modes, unique features, or a friendly community to play with, these servers offer a similar experience to MineJordyn . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

play.minejordyn.org

Sketch Vanilla

competitive, Economy, Fun, in game, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Sketch Vanilla, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Our server is PvP dominant. its a very competitive economy based server. our focus is to make the serever as fun as possible while still keeping the vanilla aspect of minecraft. See you in-game!

skechvanilla.net

Criminal K-On Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, Character development, criminal, cute, Decline, Entertainment, fan favorite, friendship, girl bands, Impact, Japanese culture, K-On, KON, long tail, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Popular, Relevance, school life, Server, slice of life

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s almost criminal! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun that will make you forget all about the decline of K-On.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts), and even a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes. And that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always up for a game of hide and seek.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – in the best way possible!