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glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	4208
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	2263
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

10. animal habitat, 11. animal survival, 12. animal intelligence, 13. animal perspective, 14. animal diversity, 15. animal welfare, 16. animal consciousness, 17. animal protection, 18. animal rights, 19. animal conservation, 2. animal spirit, 20. animal advocacy., 3. animal kingdom, 4. animal instincts, 5. wildlife experience, 6. animal behavior, 7. animal communication, 8. animal characteristics, 9. animal adaptation, Alter, animal, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Ego, Pick

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	5193
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	173	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

avian influenza, birb, bird flu, Diagnosis, Epidemic, flu, global health, H5N2, human case, Infectious Disease, mexico, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, Virus, Who, zoonotic disease

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	6878

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal handling, animal instincts, animal psychology, Caution, danger, domestication, Equestrian, Equine, fear, horse training, horseback riding, Horses, human-animal bond, large animals, prey animals, Safety, stompNbitHorsesLOL, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	960	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3745	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

CraziestCrimeCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Battle Standards Raised:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!