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  • WaterBottleWars

    WaterBottleWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

    Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

    Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AuntieNoCoverUpMC

    AuntieNoCoverUpMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear oversized shirts and underwear without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, even if your aunt disagrees. Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity shine. Plus, we promise no one will stare at you inappropriately, unless you count the creepers in the game! So come on over and build your dream world with us, where pants are optional and fun is mandatory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YogaMatWars Minecraft Server

    YogaMatWars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as flexible as a yogi in Sukhasana? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all levels of players, even those who need to take a breather and practice their Ujjayi breath to avoid feeling dizzy. Plus, we have staggered rows just like in a yoga class, so you’ll never feel crowded by other players.

    But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.

    Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

    Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

    These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

    I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • She Looking At Minecraft SMP

    She Looking At Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PoolPeepingSteve

    PoolPeepingSteve

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

    Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

    So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

    CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP looks at you

    SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP looks at you

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey you there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a baby zombie pigman while battling a giant chicken boss. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it! winks

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP