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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6944 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
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