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StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

CraftyWifeGiftFailz

appreciation, awkward, Communication, CraftyWifeGiftFailz, Disappointment, feelings, gift giving, Girlfriend, Gratitude, guys, Honesty, Manners, Polite, Presents, reddit, relationship, Surprises, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Wife, worst gift

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WazzaniWarsMC

airstrikes, Al Wazzani, Al Wazzani town, Arab media, Attacks, border, Conflict, escalation, Friday morning, international news, Israel, Lebanon-Israel relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, ongoing situation, Reports, southern Lebanon, Tensions, violence, WazzaniWarsMC

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4435
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	2066	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MosquitoMishapMC

Accidental, danger, deadly disease, disease transmission, Fatal, fatal consequences, health risk, insect, mosquito, mosquito bite, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illness, MosquitoMishapMC, public health, unaware, unawareness, Unintentional, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED, vector-borne disease, Virus

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Votes:	2669

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

attitude, chicken salad, daughter’s appetite, disgusting lunches, family conflict, grossed out, Karen, LunchBoxLegends, Minecraft, parent complaint, parenting decision, Playground, politely handled, refusing to change, Server, sit somewhere else, smell of lunches, son’s lunch, tuna sandwich, variety in lunch, veggie wrap

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

CraftyFamilySecrets

aita, CASE, CraftyFamilySecrets, Doctor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, family secret, furious, Marriage, mortified, oldest sibling, Premature, private matters, Proud, rant, rules, scolded, Shaming, Siblings, Thanksgiving dinner, traditional parents

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Crops Grown:	5836
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Loading Life Minecraft Server

advice, deep thoughts, encouragement, Existential, inspiration, introspection, Life, life lessons, life tips, Loading, loading screen, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, Philosophical, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Tip #1: “Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens!”
Tip #2: “Explore our server’s enchanted forests and discover a secret portal to a land of talking cows and dancing sheep!”
Tip #3: “Join our server and become a master builder, creating towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks and obsidian!”
Tip #4: “Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control the weather!”
Tip #5: “Join our server for a chance to participate in weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds and rubies!”

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	227
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2233
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).