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Beaner’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old WFH routine? Looking for a way to escape the monotony of your daily grind? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mines Excavated:	3506
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of searching for programming jobs in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate job market for all aspiring programmers! Join us and showcase your coding skills by building epic redstone contraptions and command block creations. Who needs a resume when you can impress potential employers with your pixelated prowess?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.

So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!

””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4467	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mines Excavated:	2721	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4090
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2750	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	4560
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Crops Grown:	4820	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!