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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2415 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Farms Harvested: | 391 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
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