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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9471 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 402 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Join our server and escape the nagging of your parents as you embark on thrilling adventures with your virtual friends. Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or even create a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics – the possibilities are endless!
And if your parents try to intervene in your gaming time, just storm out of the house and seek refuge on our server. We promise not to judge you for wanting to escape the pressures of adulthood and responsibilities. Plus, we have a supportive community of players who will always have your back, unlike your parents who just don’t understand your need for a little R&R.
So ditch the job hunt and join our Minecraft server for a stress-free and hilarious gaming experience. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on our server – where the only intervention you’ll face is from the Creeper trying to blow up your creations!
VanossGaming, also known as Evan 
