| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5297 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7993 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9297 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 31 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2015 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8302 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1364 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5444 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9886 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8801 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7949 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2190 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6460 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6030 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
