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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7740 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?